THIS BLUE SKY

is a forgery

[threatlevel]

thermochemical -> threatlevel

trying this out for a min. might change it at some point but i really did not want to be thermochemical anymore lol

[los-plantalones]

🎃 autumn gourds.

[shadyufo]

Look at my perfect little baby gourditas!

These are Tennessee spinning gourds aka dancing gourds and this is about as big as they'll get. They are mainly used for crafts and as game pieces. As their name would suggest, they can make good spinning top toys.

Here's a neat video about them.

Once mine get mature and dry out I'll try taking them for a "spin!"

[threatlevel]

It’s there, waiting.

The smiling thing.

That flicker in the corner of your eye, the shadow that changes shape when you’re not quite paying attention.

It follows you as you go, reflecting for a moment in windows, breathing in the breath you exhale.

And when you sleep it reaches out a long-fingered hand to hold yours, tracing the shape of your fingers for the day it overtakes you.

And someday your friends and family will meet the new you.

The smiling you.

👁️👄👁️

i look forward to the day <3

[manriah]

What do you do for a living?

[sabertoothwalrus]

somethin I've noticed

[spinejackel]

What are dead man walking tornadoes? :O

it’s a multi-vortex tornado. i dont remember the tribe it originates from (i think it was cherokee), but there’s a native american legend…? saying? that goes “if you see a man in a tornado, you are about to die.”

the most infamous shot of a dead man walking tornado hit jarrell, texas in 1997

it did so much damage to the town it caused the scale that tornados are measured by, the fijita scale, undergo revisions, and it made anchoring buildings in the tornado alley region pretty much mandatory. (it took the entire town off the map. only those who had taken shelter outside of the town or in underground bunkers survived.)

two more examples of dead man walking tornadoes looking like a person are a tornado from 2011 that hit cullman, alabama

and a tornado from 1975 that hit xenia, ohio

[elecktrum]

Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ, that's terrifying on a whole new level.

[chaifootsteps]

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

[eliluminado7]

x

[radiation]

Extremely funny forever how “pee is stored in the balls” got turned into wholesome shit like “love is stored in the cat” or whatever. Like do you guys even realize. The balls

[sambuchito]

de una forma una mini pimer es como una cinturonga …

[sambuchito]

[conobarco-deactivated20260330]

[dryadlost]

[shitty-little-weewee-boy]

[evilvillain123456789]

fifth grader's report card with straight As and at the bottom the teacher wrote "extremely violent and dangerous young man"

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

as far as i’m concerned all pussy is clown pussy

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

and brother? i’m about to start honkin

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

and brother? i’m about to pop a tent. ffor tje circus.

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

and brotjer??? i’m a ballon aminal

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

creampie.

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

i’m spitting up blood

[girlprotag]

[intersectionalpraxis]

[strangeauthor]

this isn't true there are still people in northern gaza do not fall for propaganda

[min0uet]

israel may have claimed this but it's a lie, there are hundreds of thousands of people left in northern gaza. do not let them be erased

[northgazaupdates]

There are still some 800,000 people left in northern Gaza. They have no functional medical facilities of any kind, no food, no water, no electricity, no wifi, and receive absolutely none of the humanitarian aid that enters central and southern Gaza. Israel is counting on you believing their lies about the north so that you will look away, so that they can kill those 800,000 people without interruption. Do NOT let them.

The number one thing people in north Gaza are asking for is that we tell their stories, so that they don’t die nameless and in silence. This blog shares updates from people on the ground in northern Gaza. Please follow those people and boost their content.

[worthikids]

I’LL TAKE A HAMMER AND FIX THE BABY

[blueseamstress]

These tags holy shit I was laughing just watching the video but they made me cry laugh thinking about what an experience that would be

[machine-saint]

honestly the original is still funnier than 85% of the edits people make