Three-Oh Comics

A clip-handed component holder with a trispheric top, aptly named Three-Oh, confronts his many, often perilous jobs, his blended family and their dangerous animals, excerpts and outtakes from the eponymous paperback and kindle book, THREE-OH.

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One of the chief reasons we avoided seeing the Triple-W Ranch this year was simply the massive crowds which overwhelmed our ability to appreciate this marvelous site, clearly one of the seven or eight wonders of the American World this side of the Poconos. At least that’s what the grand-kids say even though we have no grand-kids of our own. That is to say the ones we are aware of each has their own copy of Three-Oh the compendium of 118 hilarious single-panel photocomics we found on Amazon.

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If it were I the party would be on and the guest list littered with glitterati from generations and dimensions heretofore unknowingly unmentioned. But again, as they say, the rest is restorative. Flip’em and zip’em. The key prerogatives of our day. But who says it can’t be executed in paperback on Amazon? Just see here and stand back. You can almost smell the printer’s ink! Why?! Because the full complement of Three-Oh comics is available on Amazon right here and now!

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I waited forty-five minutes on hold listening to that ghastly semi-smooth trance track only to be disconnected just as I finished giving them my social last four digits. What?! I have to write a report?! No way!! Look at my contract. It’s all spelled out right here.

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Own this exquisite piece of art. Unsigned, undated, softbound, available from one of Planet Earth’s hugest consortia. Buy it now at this link.

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As if medical testing wasn’t just an ethical conundrum masquerading as a good time together with friends at a bar, some music, a few too many, then whoopsie! You didn’t see it coming. But it did its magic and now just relax and imagine yourself leafing through a hilarious collection of 118 single panel photo comic entitled Three-Oh. Now do you believe?

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Investigate and do the research. Now that all knowledge is migrating to the internet there seems to be evermore need for the individuation of planned information acquisition. On that note, buy your very own copy of the 118-panel assortment and historical timeline of the lovable Three-Oh right now and right here. Bowlth. I mean both.

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The clearest example of a paradigm shift I could offer up: who’s to say? What is the direct route to a new what-have-you? Can anyone here blend a non-item with a metaphorical sub-topic resulting in a tangible pellucid hydro-formed tensor? I thought so. Gentlemen, start your engrams. Oh and don’t forget to read chapters one through eleven of the Three-Oh text book. Check out your copy here.

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It says here that you used to work as a consultant to NASA. Did you mean Nassau? Because that’s how it sounded when you answered the interrogation team. And it makes more sense as a geographical entity as opposed to a government agency. And believe me as soon I get back home to the missus we are going to go on a laugh excursion while reading and re-reading some of the funniest cartoons I’ve ever - what’s that you say? Title of the book? Why it’s called Three-Oh - yeah, just Three-Oh. Meniscus squeezing good times! Bought it on Amazon and then went right on ahead and ordered copies sent to all my co-workers here at the facility.

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It was a dark and stormy complete contingent of emulsion-free image content library collection detail implementation plan or so I thought…buy it here now, presenting Three-Oh the paperback.

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It’s not embarrassing to admit that you made something that everyone else thinks is just apple polish. Go ahead and eat that fruit. Own it and consume it. What? Did you forget to swallow? It’s your time now. Even Three-Oh paperback compendia are susceptible. So chew it up and savor the flavor.

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Absolutely everyone is welcome to divvy up some scratch and pass it up to the big Amazon in the clouds in order to balance out the multiverse with your very own copy of 118-panels of Three-Oh the paperback now immediately foreseeable in your future laugh-o-tron.

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At the risk of seeming to be related to coffee, scalp and buttering mechanics, let me just hold some horses right here and let you know: It’s all in the telling of the story, the endemic realities and the harsh who’s-whos of emblematic recitations. And so, why not just go on and go ahead and buy a copy of the paperback Three-Oh by clicking on this link? 

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Intermodality is a privilege, not a leftover with eggplant (does sound yummy right?). Doesn’t anyone remember that old saw? Circular reasoning applies. As a direct consequence you can own your copy of the Three-Oh book available now and forever more! Just click here - I mean here. Or wherever!

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Purchase the extremely affordable soft-cover collection of 118 single panel Three-Oh comics here, here and here. You’ll be certain that you did!

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If this isn’t virtual reality then I don’t know a garden rake from a SSLV-21 with power steering and whipped cream dispenser. Speaking of which did you buy your copy of the 118-panel assortment of comics well known to the trades as Three-Oh? Oh yeah, get one right now - cheap!

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Automatonic on the rocks and one for the little scrunchie sitting at the workbench with the Pong game on steroids. Make that a double. No wait, make that an exponential. (hic) Shouldn’t have drunk all that epoxy nog! Better yet, I’ll just curl up with a house copy of the inimitable Three-Oh - what spirited funnery!

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Shop for your stocking stuffer paperback copy of the entire Three-Oh collection of 118 single panel comics right here.