sleepy

here for the cat videos

[simpscreens]

[cerejeiro]

[bravelittlepixel]

parents on Facebook give me life

[gamegrrl]

different types of drunks

1. Party Drunk:

will talk to anyone and everyone

only does shots

has to literally be dragged home at the end of the night because they refuse to acknowledge that the party has ended and they’re the only person still there

2. Blissful Drunk

does nothing but laugh

just happy to be included

too good for this world

loves you so much even though they just met you four minutes ago

probably also does acid

3. Emotional Drunk

not great at parties

is either crying tears of sorrow bc there’s no chips left or crying tears of gratitude bc someone showed them where the bathroom is

brings out everyone’s inner mother

4. Parent Drunk

keeps everyone’s shit together

everyone thinks they’re sober but they’ve actually had 5 shots in an hour

knows when u need to go home and will make sure you get there

holds back your hair when you’re vomiting at 3am

5. Slutty Drunk

never gets cold

makeup never smudges

never has to buy their own drinks

you think they’re sloppy and have no idea what they’re doing but every move is calculated and intentional

6. Sloppy Drunk

wasted by 10pm

needs to be taken home early

will drink anything you give them as long as there’s alcohol in it

a Mess

never learns from their mistakes

[breast-milk-cheese]

I am literally all of these

[sariae-blog]

why do so many people romanticize the 1950′s? like calm down we still have milkshakes and racism 

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who shoves the entire x files up her ass

[whatsliferotfl]

They always got tht professor snape haircut lmao

[berrym]

I’m supposed to be studying but instead I made a pair of glasses for my cat and pretended he was studying 🙃

[drunkenhills]

This is a much better use of your time tbh

[omgscotlandthebestweecountry]

[sswagmu]

dAMN

[redpooch]

cute nicknames for your extended family members: walking mucus bag, uncle slumlord, synonymous of some Holocaust-level atrocity like the Cinco de Mayo Massacre or Civil War II

[queercheersquad]

[lesbophobes-deactivated20220907]

everyone is deleting the caption to this but this work is called “perfect lovers” by the gay artist felix gonzalez-torres. the piece is about the illness and death of his HIV-positive partner ross laycock:

For Untitled (Perfect Lovers) (1991), he synchronized two industrial clocks placed side by side. Inevitably, because batteries fail and things tend toward entropy, the clocks would slowly begin to advance at differing rates, out of sync, having moved, however briefly, perfectly together. (x)

[deep-dark-fears]

A fear submitted by Hector to Deep Dark Fears - thanks! The new Deep Dark Fears book is available now, with fifty unpublished comics and fifty favorites! You can find it at Amazon, B&N, IndieBound, iBooks, Google Books, your local bookstore, and wherever books are sold! For those of you outside the US, bookdepository.com is offering free worldwide shipping!

[howtolivefatandhappy]

Literally me.

[threeamconversations]

My childhood

[culturenlifestyle]

Brooding Abstract Paintings of the Ocean Waves by Samantha Keely Smith

New York-based artist Samantha Keely Smith composes stunning abstract paintings of oceanic landscapes which are simultaneously ethereal and dramatic. By using oil paint and shellac, Smith perfectly balances warm and cool colors in creating the ideal atmosphere for her brooding paintings.

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[sittenlos]

unbenannt by elsvo

[difficult]

I crave physical affection. I crave skin on skin. play with my hair, hold my hand, touch me, kiss me. I crave you.

(via difficult)

[whitegirlsaintshit]

Me: *starts crying* Me to myself: omg here go your lil crybaby ass…

[inactive987654321-deactivated20]

*pushes tear back into eye* not now