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Oliver, designer & artist, 21, ftm

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i went nonverbal, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[rocinantachi]

Accidentally beach episoded!

[seathiing]

One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this

[lovely-v]

jrr tolkien does not get enough credit for his funny bitch move of inventing the word ‘gentlehobbit’

[lovely-v]

you said it not me

[roccondil]

[mumblesplash]

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

[mumblesplash]

not to be dramatic but i should be canonized as a saint for not starting blood feuds with everyone in the notes condescendingly informing me that the ocean itself is not what causes scurvy. i should be awarded a nobel prize

[teathattast]

[orteil42]

Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool

i am going to eat my own entire skin

[idabbleincrazy]

Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.

[francisforever2014]

she needs unproblematic queer relationships with thoughtful communication and healthy attachment

no! unproblematic representation will kill the patient

she needs queerbait to live

[jaytalking]

The joke was twink death, for the record. Anyways the trio as adults, they all went off to different unis & colleges :)

[luxuki-1]

"I accidently swore and an orange blob appeared with a gun- I suddenly remembered that I was from a cartoon rated TV-Y7-"

He seems like the kind of guy to swear when his ghost sense goes off

(I think it says a lot about me considering I came up with this idea in my psych class-)

[jackalspine]

@schnuffel-danny hehehe

regarding this post: from schnuffle

[ladymelisande-deactivated202407]

Oh, so this is why we had the ox rib scene...

[seveneyesoup]

you can replace studying with 0.5-4 hours of thinking about The Character. but watch out

[animentality]

[star-vyn]

Lament for Icarus

[transmechanicus]

Apocalypse prevented indefinitely bc Fenrir will not swallow the sun unless it’s wrapped in bologna or perhaps covered in peanut butter

[amarguerite]

Via @ellynneversweet

[ceekari]

And that’s why we have day and night

[kazoracht]

Sure ill integrate that into my belief system

[hostilemuppet]

im sick of every f/f ship just being like. oh they are cute and lovey dovey all the time. i want beavis and butthead except lesbians

[hostilemuppet]

ENOUGH boiling women down to their Purity and how Proper they are. draw your blorbettes fucking up a kegstand and being put in a cast that the other draws a penis on

[hostilemuppet]

[paleoart]

Any seafood fans?

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