Haikyuu boys if their S/O got a UTI
your bitch got a uti, so you know what’s about to happen
it’s gonna be a spectrum from “aww that’s sweet” to “what the fuck is wrong with these guys
Knows what to do, will help you however they can–
They probably planned for this and did their research. Takes you to the doctor and takes care of you. Basically, they are the expectation... it’s kinda eerie how perfect they are
Doesn’t know what to do, helps as much as they can-
They probably asked a bunch of people for help or searched the internet, and then took you to the doctor calmly... panics a little bit. It’s cute, really.
→ IWAZUMI, YAKU, Daichi, Osamu
Doesn’t know what to do, decides to tease you instead(but still helps u uwu)-
Omg they just tease you... it’s their love language, but, babe, it’s really not the time. They do help you, like get meds, or just cuddle, but ur on ur own for the rest of the time... oof
→ TSUKISHIMA, KUROO, Tendou, Oikawa, Atsumu
Definitely doesn’t know what to do and panics the fuck out-
They’re bouncing off the walls. And it’s scary. They are just running around and frazzled. You have to reassure them that it’s ok.... and they still are freaking out. Please give these children a nice little hug, they love you so much, they panic for you :)
→ Tanaka, Nishinoya, ASAHI, YAMAGUCHI, Sugawara, HINATA, BOKUTO(he;’s calling up Akaashi lol), Lev,
Doesn’t know, doesn’t seem to care-
Yeahhh..... They’ll help, believe me, but they don’t really treat you special or anything. Mostly cuz they have no idea what the fuck to do. They love you, i swear.
→ USHIJIMA, KAGEYAMA, KENMA
Bonus: Will move out for the time being but will virtually take care of you-
Yeah... they heard bacteria and said, “Sayonara” and dipped until the UTI is gone lmaoa... they’ll remind you to do certain things or bring you some food, but they will NOT go near a 5 foot proximity of you.
oh god. this was a ride. I’m better now :)