The Muff Diving Rodent @themuffdivingrodent - Tumblr Blog

Welcome to my gayass blog for faggots

🔞🔞🔞 UNDER 18s FUCK OFF OR AGE RAPIDLY!!! Have age in bio or pinned or you're going to blocktown 🔞🔞🔞

The name's qwerty, The age's 23, The Gender is fucked

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Pronouns are it/its. No masculine terms. Please avoid gendered terms in general.

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margbarcisforever

damn i really need to use my sword to defend- *sees the backlash against knight-posting, hastily pivoting to mamluk-posting* my caliph.

naidje

they casted a puppygirl named weed as krypto

scwambledeggs

goodnight everydoggy 🐶💤

cimicherrychanga

addressing the allegations

I love that accent!

....what accent?

Your voice

ohhhhh okay i see the confusion ^_^ i dont have an accent 😇 i am the only person in the world who speaks perfect, accentless English 😇 the way i sound is actually the base standard so its everyone else who has accents 😇 😇

magnificentmicrowave

I NEED YOU TO BE PRESENT

FOR WHAT I AM GOING TO DO NEXT

cute-girls-from-vns-anime-manga

sparrow-va

meggydolaon

From some nonsense:

hemipenal-system

hello, cisgender yuri artist? i’d like a piece of cis girl/trans girl nsfw art☝️where the trans girl is NOT dominant or topping. and her cock is in no way mentioned at any point

hemipenal-system

you also have to refer to her as a trans woman and cannot call her any transmisogynistic or intersexist slurs

kuntboyzworld

Rainforest pussy 4 life

muzzlesbian

actually making this a post on its own because im tired and pissed. stop treating Fucking Trans Women like it’s the holy bible of transfem sex. i do not want to be treated like a vaginaless sub bottom and i DEFINITELY do not want my balls shoved around and fingered carelessly. that zine is great for lots of reasons but many of you have simply traded one narrow and incomplete view of transfeminine sex for another.

muzzlesbian

many trans women have bottom dysphoria so bad they cannot even get naked. many trans women do not want their genitals acknowledged At All. many trans women are post-op, whether that’s one of multiple kinds of vaginoplasty, or nullification. many more trans women do not like bottoming, or anal at all, or subbing, or perineum play, or aren’t on HRT and lack the estrogen-induced nerve reformatting that you seem to assume of every trans woman. you simply CANNOT condense sex with us into a few narrow views, whether it’s transmisogynistic comptop or muffing mania. i am sick and tired of seeing people treat us as sexual monoliths no matter what.

“penetrate her anally!” “no, finger her taint and call her equipment a clit!” SHUT UP. YOU ARE GOING TO ASK THE GIRL DIRECTLY WHAT SHE WANTS TO DO AND HOW SHE WANTS TO FUCK. IF SHE CANNOT GIVE YOU A DEFINITIVE ANSWER DUE TO LACK OF EXPERIENCE, YOU WILL BE ASKING HER AT EVERY. FUCKING. TURN. WHETHER OR NOT SHE LIKES WHAT YOU ARE DOING. AND IF SHE DOES NOT LIKE IT? YOU STOP. FUCK ALL OF YOU.

detectivehole

you blog long enough and you stop making jokes. start posting at two week intervals. shit like "i saw a bug today" and "the visions are getting worse"

mysteriesofthealembic

tboy wrestling training is going verrry well

cyprozombiegirl

Remaking this post since I’m pretty sure it got deleted, and a lot of people found it very helpful. This is a medical diagram of before and after bottom surgery for trans femmes.