Minna's Three Sentence Fics

Request a pairing or situation, and I'll write a fic in three sentences. Idea stolen off Penny, whose three sentence fic blog is here. NSFW posts possible.

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Harry scowls and rubs his head, then bends down to pick up the chocolate bar someone's just brained him with. "Better keep your blood sugar up, don't want you coming over all faint on us again," drawls a voice from the hallway.

"Let's just see about 'coming over faint,'" Harry growls later when they're alone in a supply closet.

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"I bet Mum’s with Douglas, Douglas would’ve found something."

It’s the three hundred seventy fifth iteration since the streaming news coverage shut off; three hundred forty-third since the blast.

Martin can only press his nose into Arthur’s hair and think how aeroplanes don’t seem so glorious anymore.

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In the end, that’s all it is: a simple chess game in a tranquil park.

And what that is, is a massively oversimplified metaphor for the complicated web action and reaction they spin between them, but the Master is used to working on a cosmic scale. This is child’s play, and it bores him to tears waiting and clawing for some kind of escape, and yet there’s some - some - some spark that prevents him from sinking into oblivion.

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He thinks he's hot stuff, aiming that carefully calculated smolder at the camera, acting like the air will catch fire between eyes and target at any moment. Damn if it doesn't translate, though. And, faked or not, the air damn near does catch light, the second it's you his eyes land on.

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Hammond/May/Clarkson

This just for the record, because I failed to mention it previously: my one really firm thing I will not write (that I have the knowledge to write) is RPF. Sorry!

On a more fun note, my friend Jack (mistymay) has provided a silly three sentence fic for this prompt:

"There was a car. There was bickering. They ended on a bombshell."

[askboxmemes]

1) Give me a pairing.

2) Give me an AU setting.

3) I will write you a three-sentence fic.

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drop a request here!

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The Brandybucks were ever a queer lot, and young Rory as a scion of that house was not so much a departure as if he'd been a Took or a Baggins. Still, they heard strange stories of him, even in the Shire, where news of the world beyond was so scarce: tales of taking up with a Wizard and an Elf and getting involved in all sorts of un-Hobbitlike business.

Even the staunchest gossip in Eastfarthing refused to credit the wildest of the tales, though - not even a Brandybuck could've taken an Elf to wife.

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She'd always had a tendency to become fixated on mysterious men, men who seemed larger than life. That was what found her at Sherlock Holmes' grave the autumn of the year he died, speaking bitterly to the gleaming headstone about how such men never did live up to their promise.

And yet, when a sharp crack signaled the appearance out of thin air of a slump-shouldered blond man, Amy couldn't help but follow, her curiosity getting the better of her.

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It sounds great as a chat-up line, "saving the rainforest," but my job's actually really boring. Calling people up, asking them if they'd like to donate.

You should hear Donna when she gets going, though; she's a holy terror, begging and haranguing people till they either hang up or give in - makes my day.

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The shelves are still full, like the plague came and consumed this place so quickly no one even had time to try to survive. "I hope they've all gone looking somewhere else for food," Martha says, though she keeps a wary hand on her gun.

"We're the only ones eating tonight; just let them try," Oliver replies, quickly stuffing tins of food into his miraculous bag.

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We'll have to move on before long, or the cold winds will slice right through the holes in these walls and sharing body heat will only help so much. Strange, this house is strong enough to keep in two werewolves at full moon, but too weak to hold off winter.

I used to have a pack, me, up in the Highlands; now it's just Eli and me, two wolves against a world that could crush us in an instant.

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silenceinthelibrary asked you: You're such an arse, Draco. I thought we could have a reasoned discussion, but obviously that was an extremely naive hope.

My dear lady disdain, are you yet living?

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PC Leo on lead guitar - it's the last thing I expected. He looks different out of uniform, almost mysterious on stage rather than in the fluorescent-lit mediocrity of a small-town constabulary.

Best get going before he notices me and tells my dad I'm in London, not home studying at Wallace's; shame, I'd love to watch a bit longer.

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Taking requests

Not that I'm not always, but I'm bored. So I thought I'd post this. List of fandoms is here, and of course send an ask if you want to know if I know a fandom I haven't mentioned. The list is what I know off the top of my head that I think people might be interested in.

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"I'm not him," he murmured, his eyes searching mine. "I know," I said, trailing my fingers down the side of his face; he leaned into the touch and closed his eyes. I'm not him, either, and I can't tell John he's alive; I just hope Sherlock doesn't hate me for giving John what comfort I can.

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It had been a bloody, terrible day, full of men fighting like animals (don't ever let anyone tell you just because they're using magic that they're not utterly savage: I know what savage looks like, I am it, and so are they). Sirius and I had to do a runner in the end, and we fetched up in an alley in Muggle London ("first place I could think of," Sirius said, and I wasn't at all surprised this was what came to Sirius' mind when he needed a retreat fast). We were panting and sweaty and had to lean on each other to stay upright (and Merlin, for once I couldn't restrain myself, so I pulled him close and kissed what little breath he had out of him).

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Luna had always known there was more out there than most people believed, but she had never known how much. She hadn't known there was anyone out there so like herself besides her father; it's thrilling that this funny man in the tweed suit is like them but more.

And then he shows her the stars, and she stares and stares and cannot help but want to know everything.