tahj

i unironically love rick and morty they/them

[twoheadedfawnn]

you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

[graceless-writing]

“How’s your WIP going?”

"Have you made any progress?”

“How close are you to being done?”

[catjoyy]

At the time it felt revolutionary, but everything does when you’re twenty.

Eliza Clark, Boy Parts

[indi-element]

What's wrong?

everything bitch don’t act stupid

[chthonic-isabelleadjani-deactiv]

Bro İ hate being an academic they're making me write shit 😭 İ thought İ was just supposed to sit in an old chair smoke & say something french every now and then 😢

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

life is so fucking scary here. like on this planet. everything is so scary to me. i really dont wanna be here lol.

[disordersofresonanceandairflow]

[angelicguy]

whoever discovered garlic got his cock sucked so much i bet

[weedass]

[audorb]

person: How are you?

me: i literally have no idea

[thebootydiaries]

someone: hey i genuinely care about u and i like u a lot 

my brain: ?? ? time for Joke?? make Joke??? yes??

[leyorio-deactivated20170725]

me: *doesn’t have a gf* me: I love my gf

[frottinq]

[frottinq]

you people will reblog anything

[grosslyhumanoid]

disrespect the forest and i’ll eat your spine

[surlydruid]

Princess Mononoke, 1997

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

My bf has been naughty and I need some new ways to punish him. Tying him up and fucking the shit out of him doesn’t work. I need new ideas. Help!

shoot him

[thstmothgirl]

me: *is left alone with my thoughts for more than two seconds*

me: the suffering begins

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

asking my friend about penis curses hoping  hell block me on facebook

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

i hate when my friends support me

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]