audorb

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[konoko]

ghosting everyone because i think i’m annoying

[allsadnshit]

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance

[legallybrunettedotcom]

ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

[papayajuan2019]

pre-traumatic stress

[transjjester-deactivated2026031]

How to sleep at the right time at night begginer tutorial

[yeesiine]

Born to receive handwritten love letters, forced to wonder if I’ll get a text back.

[yakultii]

i need to imagine some scenarios

[weaselknievel]

wails desperately and then goes back to doing fucjing whatever

[jennyforeigner]

Just got a chatgpt ad where the use case was "can't decide a new years resolution". I can't think of anything more sad than needing a robot to tell you what your own ambitions are. Loser shit.

[helsex]

It's crazy and wildly unfair the types of people who will be out there with no shame over any of their behavior meanwhile I'm stuck being nauseated at myself for every very normal conversation I have with someone

[stuckinapril]

somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely

[thetidemice]

been getting really into bed recently

[tchaikovskaya]

baseball?? that game from twilight?

[capacity2]

I literally hate every job in the world. I don’t want them. I don’t want ANY of them!