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ella + 18 + virgo 

[twerklina]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

If humans were kept as pets by another species, we wouldn’t be allowed to eat a lot of stuff we normally eat because it’s bad for our health.

[onion-souls]

Picture of a fat human on the alien masters’ internet with a comment helix consisting entirely of “ABSOLUTE UNIT” in bioluminescent glyphs

[pastabot]

some of you have never been hung up on a cross and had nails driven thru ur hands and it really shows LOL

[hangingfromchandeliers]

david byrne: HUEH ……… huh,…. bngfmhbnfhg .. HA……hitme on the head and i gotHOOOOOOOOooOOOOO

me: 

[goldjetski-deactivated20170403]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

“Koko, the gorilla famous for knowing sign language, was asked where gorillas go after death, she responded by signing “Comfortable hole, bye.”“

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

“Comfortable hole, bye “

[pissvortex]

[997]

im…. choking…….

[sevarate]

me when i’m 86

[swarnpert]

people who clean public restrooms are braver than any us marine

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

good evening (in vampire voice)

[pazdelahuertafanclub2005-deacti]

men really think i care. This is literally what i look like when they say anything

[etica]

[sangredesirena78463748-deactiva]

pro-life memes are so fucking funny

[dannyelfmemes]

this pic has strong meme energies but i cant think of anything yet

[15342534222544325523689731-deac]

[filmnoirsbian]

Best tumblr scandals

The girl grave robbing and selling human bones online

The white american girl who pretended to be an interracial lesbian couple living with hiv in india, just so she could write hamilton hiv fic

The girl everyone thought was the native lesbian writer of my immortal, who wrote it to find her brother, but it turns out she was white and lied about her backstory and probably didn’t even write the fic

Russian Chaos Agents

Add more if u want, lord knows theres plenty

[crawdadsinyourarea]

for all the people in the notes asking for sources/more info:

all or nothing

beastmilk jewelry

bone thief

cancer scam

child slavery

cole sprouse’s social experiment

confusedtree

constablefrozen

cybersmith

dashcon

evilfemme

firebolting

freebleeding

glitchedpuppet

hiv hamilton fanfic

homestuck bucket video

homestuck sharpie bath

komaeda kin finger hoax

leelah project

lifting community

“made her eat the doodoo”

medicine switching murder

medievalpoc

memeufacturing

miss officer and mr. truffles

mod silver

my immortal author hoax

needle-filled cookie

“op is a necrophile”

piss jello

russian agents

toe necklace

unliscenced therapy

i apologize if any of these links are less than savory; if there are any better sources please lmk!

[powerburial]

this is the tracklist for the next longmont potion castle album

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

[mozilla-deactivated20201110]

order this mcpussy at your local mcdonalds now!

[rituwal]

dollar menu

[mozilla-deactivated20201110]