[softwaring]

[cujohjo]

Actually, I think this may be the best part of the evilicious finale.

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Alton: “Alright, so here is your blade! You gotta cut down the coconut! ”

Chef Yaku: “I’m happy to let him pay $26,000 for a coconut tree. Because I’m tall, I just reach straight up and start grabbing coconuts off the tree. And I don’t really have time to look for a tool and open them…”[smashes coconuts] “Man, you think a stupid coconut gon’ stop me!”

Other chef: “This dude’s like smashing through these coconuts! What am I up against here?!” [to Chef Yaku] “Ah, man…”

Chef Yaku: “This could be your head.”

Other chef: “Uh, come on…”

[rincewitch]

oh my god

[snowychicken]

Is this a threat?

[xxziggystardust]

[breadeddragons]

HEEEEERE’S JOHNNY!

[the-awkward-turt]

For those who are wondering, this is not Photoshopped. It is not all that unusual for adult sulcatas to walk/burrow through drywall. Not necessarily for any particular reason, just because they feel like digging and can’t be bothered by the frivolity of human structures.

[bunjywunjy]

I like that this happens often enough that it is a known problem with this species

[onewingedangels]

STRAY (2022) dev. BlueTwelve Studio

[997]

new animal just dropped

[pothosrays]

i love this game so much actually

[eurodynamic]

STRAY (2022) dev. BlueTwelve Studio (03/??) 🤖 + 😺 = 💖

[jukeboxindie]

let. the cat. PLAY!!!

[funnytwittertweets]

[patientno7]

[domesticated-dragon]

[kirstielol]

ok but in stray when you first get your backpack, the cat walks funny with its back all low to the ground, and keeps flopping over.. like, that is exactly how a cat would act if you suddenly put a backpack on them

[huffylemon]

[engulfes]

i love you air dried hair i love you no makeup i love you comfortable clothes made out of soft fabrics i love you short nails

[bogleech]

Absolutely fucking horrific that the general public wound up hearing about monkeypox in gay people first and thinks it's an STD or specifically gay disease. It's not deadly like HIV but this obviously mirrors that, except the fact it isn't a fucking STD at all, or even limited to physical contact. It can infect you anywhere, make blisters anywhere, and leave active virus on any porous enough material. Clothing, rugs, towels, seat cushions, not only are people using it for another LGBT witch hunt but they genuinely don't know their whole families could get it from shopping, seeing a movie, anything.

The last outbreak was from pets, specifically rodents and rabbits, but contained at about 50 cases. This time there's a couple thousand cases getting worse because most people weren't told what it actually is or how it spreads and half the country now just thinks diseases in general are liberal hoaxes or whatever the fuck they think. America is a shithole.

[sweetgrassbraids-deactivated202]

:o)