Procrast-inator

Bird Lady // Latin-American // 17 // ( She/ Her) // Pan? // Fandoms: Yes

[ai-doration]

Favorite image of all time

[ufo-deployed]

@aurora-whisper

[thunderkite01]

[finalfantasyvii]

[thunderkite01]

“If I go down, I’m taking you down with me” okay elevator

[jtightpants]

they're the same person

>takes over large company

>makes incompetent changes without actually understanding anything

>company's infrastructure on fire within a matter of days

>might die in space one day

[amotleycrew]

hey. the celebrities and corporations are going to try tumblr. you may want to drive them off the site, or find them amusing, ie “well THIS one can stay.” they may try to engage with the culture. they may do their research. DO NOT ENGAGE. do not bother. don’t fucking acknowledge them. don’t mess with their heads. don’t reply to them as a bit. let them think this site is a lost cause. let them fizzle out and die

[regigigaz]

you twittypets abandoned us when karpstar betrayed us.... and now you come crawling back to tumblrclan now that muskstar is ruling over... this clan isnt fond of you twittypets.

[animentality]

Elon Musk just bought Twitter, for those of you who didn't know.

Rip to @mommybigdick who's probably gonna get banned for being funny.

[cosmolikesrobots]

where will they go??? wrong answers only

[thunderkite01]

“Get in, moron, we’re going shopping”

[firefox-official]

writing a death threat and dotting all the i’s with hearts

[thunderkite01]

“How do I connect with a woman?”

Okay so what you’re gonna wanna do first is go to Settings, turn on Bluetooth..

[thunderkite01]

Lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

[fungi-maestro]

GOUGAR NATION!!!! REBLOG IF YOU'RE A TRUE GOUGAR FAN!!!!!

[catgirl-catboy]

No, kids should not have unsupervised acess to the internet.   Yes, I got that and it was the best thing that ever happened to me.    Its a paradox.

[penrosesun]

It’s not a paradox – it’s a different net.

When we were kids, the internet was a sandbox-style open world – full of dangerous things, yes, but also nearly unlimited potential – and we learned to be careful, and we learned fast, and we learned fairly well.

Now, the internet is a series of black box silos built by corporations to maximize engagement at the expense of everything else.

I may have seen Two Girls One Cup by accident and at the tender age of ten, but I never had to deal with companies using gambling-addiction-creating strategies pioneered in literal casinos to try and make me hand over hundreds of real dollars at the same age. I may have been exposed to vicious bigotry in anonymous and pseudanonymous messages boards, but I never had algorithms spoonfeeding me explicitly far right radicalizing content. The blithely unfettered access people of our generation had is just genuinely not the same as what kids with unsupervised access are getting today.

[thunderkite01]

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[snailfen]

welcome to 2020s final out of touch thursday. goodnight to this fuckin year

[mellifexart]

In the delta sun, down in Arkansas

It’s the great god bird with its altar call

And the sewing machine, the industrial god

On the great bayou where they saw it fall

- The Lord God Bird by Sufjan Stevens

Ivory-billed Woodpecker (Campephilus principalis) for Avian August Day 27

[thunderkite01]

BAFFY’S CANON??

I am simply....

✨BAFFLED✨