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[gothicprep]

[micheamich]

sisters 

[mr-elementle]

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HQ rip of “Here Comes A Thought” from Mindful Education

[discord-ant]

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“Every Chinese person knows this song.”

So far the above statement remains unchallenged by my friends and me.

[reef-sanomsai]

lolz

[kirstengillibrand]

says who?

[runningupthathillary-blog]

These are the greatest thirty seconds ever recorded and I Can’t. Stop. Reblogging.

[lizowskii-deactivated20171023]

true love is what you felt for that album you played for one month straight

[heauxactivities-deactivated2022]

Put which album in the tags

[robotmango]

it’s ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, “i’m gonna go for a bike ride.” and i was like “why. no. why. don’t put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey. don’t do it.” so he says he doesn’t want to “hide in the house” because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. “the sun is shining” does not cover it. its hot outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning

[awed-frog]

@robotmango, you need to work for the weather forecast - this was both hilarious and so vivid it made me stand up and get some iced tea.

[robotmango]

this is a great idea, thank you. here goes. my audition tape for the weather channel. dearly beloved. we are gathered here today to have a fucking funeral for the outdoors. it had a good run, with all its creeks and clouds and shit. pretty great. now it’s ten-thirty at night but still ninety-two asshole-sweating degrees and humid as fuck. everything is hot and slimy, like being a “borrower” that got trapped inside a bottle of shampoo and then accidentally microwaved. you can see on my doppler radar that nothing is moving around out there because everything is probably dead. the only alive thing is the mosquito currently trying to drill a hole in my leg. no surprise that all the shitbag mosquitos are fine, since the thermostat of hell is always at the devil’s preferred temperature. this forecast has gotten away from me a little, but in conclusion fuck the sun

[hitrecord]

“mazes”

[micdotcom]

Watch: Chinese swimmer Fu Yuanhui had no idea she won a Bronze medal

[lahpiki]

Pharah needs more sleep so Ana amommy has to do her job ft.Doc

[miraultraviolet]

aaaa

[umbilic-torus]

[velinxi]

some overwatch doods ive been doing while i was sick!! I rlly like time travelling gals

[fyangers-deactivated20170430]

i’d give anything to hear you say it one more time,

that the universe was made just to be seen by my eyes.

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[shepardblogs]

“THE CALVARY’S HERE!”

they just wanted a day off

based off of http://blackdragonflame1.tumblr.com/post/141812894586/draw-the-squad

[cosmosbadger]

tracer pls