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Dispatchin' ain't easy... 📞
Goncharov (1973)
This was such a great fucking movie.
We really don't talk enough about Goncharov on this site.
Noooooo they retconned Star Wars Jizz
The implication that Jizz is just a local name on Tatooine is really funny though because I can imagine Luke huddled around a radio with a bunch of other rebels, hearing a song he likes, and going "oh turn it up I love jizz!" And all the other rebels just turning and staring at him.
Help a Family in Need
I am reaching out on behalf of my dear friend, Mohamad S., who is facing one of the most challenging times of his life. Mohamad is 37 years old and left his homeland in 2015 in search of a safer and better future. He’s a kind, hardworking man, and his small family has always been his greatest priority.
Living abroad, Mohamad has recently endured unimaginable loss and financial strain. Amidst the ongoing conflict in his homeland, his mother passed away, leaving behind his sister and her five young children—the last remaining members of his immediate family.
As the situation worsened, Mohamad managed to help his sister and her children escape to safety in Egypt, covering their immediate needs and securing a temporary refuge for them. Since then, he has been fully responsible for providing everything they need to survive during this transition.
In his efforts to support his family and cope with this devastating loss, Mohamad has found himself deeply in debt. To make matters even more difficult, he recently underwent knee surgery, which limits his ability to return to work for the foreseeable future. This has made it even harder for him to manage his financial responsibilities and the pressing need to provide his family with a stable future.
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For privacy reasons, we are not sharing Mohamad’s full name, as he has chosen to keep his identity discreet. While he initially refused the idea of asking for help, I couldn’t stand by and watch him struggle alone. I insisted on doing this for him because he deserves a chance to overcome these challenges.
Your contribution will help Mohamad repay the debt incurred during this difficult time, cover ongoing living expenses for his family, and assist with the costs involved in bringing them safely to Belgium.
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The temptation, when adapting a really iconic detective, is to delve into his personal backstory. That's the devil talking.
A proper detective should be like a force of nature; like an avenging angel conjured into existence in a puff of eccentricities to unravel the crime and right the wrong. Their backstory is irrelevant.
#columbo rose out of venice beach fully formed like aphrodite boiling out of seafoam#flanked by cherubs bearing a trench coat and cigar (via @thestuffedalligator)
Chris Pine: Yeah I mean I’m NAMED Kirk and I’m gonna have SOME of Kirk’s personality traits but I am trying to somewhat make my own character
Zachary Quinto (in his oddly high pitched voice): I WILL be emotive because I MUST portray Spock’s inner turmoil! But not too much! Still gotta stay true to the character!
Karl Urban: I fused souls with DeForrest Kelly.
theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind
I got my phone and wallet stolen once and the amount of things I couldn’t fucking do without The App was bonkers. I couldn’t order an Uber or the bus home because no phone or wallet, so I had to walk home based on directions written on a sticky note. I couldn’t do my laundry even though I had change in my apartment because my building’s laundry machines required The App. I couldn’t log into my school email because my school’s email requires two factor authentication and will ONLY take a phone number, not another email address. I had a hard as fuck time getting new cards set up with my bank because in order to do that I needed to log into The App. I couldn’t get any packages that were delivered to me because my building’s locker system was app based. So on and so forth.
We should not have this fucking single point of failure like this.
Not my white ass locked in the duke’s dungeon again because I fucked his favorite jester 😩
I didn’t know he was so territorial over the silly little guy 🙄
Pro Tip: Avoid this in the future by inviting the king to your chambers and presenting the situation as;
" Just warming him up for a surprise threesome. You looked so stressed, sire, so let us help you relax."
The Duke would, at best, be the fourth
The Duke’s wife is the third from time to time, and I feel like he’s not gonna be happy about that
And most importantly, the Duke is a fuck boi, he’s not invited
Ah, but I said the king, my good wizard!
If you get the king in on this, the duke can do nothing without risking insulting his monarch.
This could not possibly backfire!
In fact, I'll go perform this right now and report back my success shortly.
Dungeon
Welcome to the club
surely the duke can’t catch all of us????
Gonna try hitting up the jester when the duke goes out for another raid and report with results 👍
Dungeon.
Wow. I don't respect anyone in this thread.
feels like somebody’s mad they didn’t get the chance to fuck the duke’s favorite jester
Make a pass at the jester and there’s always a chance
That you’ll be be doing that old “chained in the dungeon” dance
I was inspired
This is so silly and cute I love it
wtf