✧・ﾟA Terrible Privilege・ﾟ✧

Upon viewing my blog a friend uttered "i didn't realize the extent of your obsession until now..." like excuse you, what do you mean 'obsession' i prefer the term 'passion.' my myanimelist list

[memories]

I can’t believe my mom grounded @sunflorist. That’s not even her kid... is it?

[thus-demon-cyborg]

Is there something you need to tell me

[memories]

I’ll name my first child #naruto, my second child @sunflorist, and my third child Jim.

[thus-demon-cyborg]

I’m having a stroke

[memories]

#omg is perfect for @sunflorist

[thus-demon-cyborg]

Ya keep showing up

[memories]

I’d be nothing without @sunflorist.

[thus-demon-cyborg]

💖💖💖

[memories]

*gazes off into the distance* @sunflorist? I haven’t heard that name in years.

[thus-demon-cyborg]

Lmao what 🌻🌻🌻

[memories]

It was @sunflorist, in the parlor, with a #mp100.

[thus-demon-cyborg]

*gasp* a murderererer

[memories]

If the groundhog sees @sunflorist, that’s 6 more weeks of winter.

[thus-demon-cyborg]

I’m going to park you right in front of a groundhog so we have eternal winter

[knifepadme]

academia is ruined, we need to throw it back to the days when scholars were only after the cure for death, i want to wear a cool robe and get funding from the king to just do whatever the hell and kind of poison him

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

>ninth century ad

>tries to give the emperor immortality

>accidentally invents gunpowder instead

>mfw

[spaghettibastard]

a foreign King visits Skull Island 

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[missing-merlin]

my life is complete

[emeraldsage98]

I can feel the surprised expression on the duck’s face.  It’s like “This is unexpected,”

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Roger’s favourite game is crushing his feed bucket! Roger is our alpha male kangaroo, he is 10 years old, height 6ft 7, weight 200 pounds and 100% muscle. I raised him from a tiny orphan baby kangaroo.”

Photo/caption by The Kangaroo Sanctuary Alice Springs

[tulparightsactivist]

Look at this fucking chad

[saltrat88]

Damn.

[houstonwehaveadog]

Australia is a foreign planet.

[lampfaced]

[teathattast]

[somniiloquy]

actually this fucking slaps

[thepartyponies]

When you’re out with your dad and he just keeps talking to some random guy

[whitepeopletwitter]

[reishidreams]

Reishi farmin’

[localgothdiz-archive]

It’s the Mush Room

[botanyshitposts]

this is where u wake up to get judged when u die 

[thecollectibles]

Cat robots by Cheng Letian

[freebananase]

steve pls