Take it easy, Satan.

23. Designated pronouns are her/she. Supernatural. Feminism. Sarcasm. Other things at my discretion. Often in combination.

[out-in-the-open]

The epic bromance of Jared and Jensen - April Edition (x)

[crtter]

Intentional misspellings and unusual handling of words is one of my favorite “minor” memes tbh I love it so much. Here are some of my all time favorites:

▪ Replacing “ck” with “cc” (ie. succ, thicc)

▪ Replacing “t” with “d” and vice-versa (ie. gotdamn,shid,blocket)

▪ Just… every kind of weird variation you can do with the word “fuck” (ie. fuckening, fucky)

▪ Weird jumbling of curse words that somewhat resemble something coherent (ie. mother fuck of a shit, shut the hell your mouth)

▪ Replacing a vowel in a word with another (ie. borger)

[twitterlols]

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[butt-berry]

Ready for christmas

[butt-berry]

It was a christmas sweater!!

[wwinterweb]

The Best Dog Tweets of 2016 (see 30 more)

[tastefullyoffensive]

Previously: The Best Cat Tweets of 2016

[modelmylove]

Elsa and perfection love.

[peachybeam]

it’s that time of year

[nomailday]

Oh thank goodness there’s still time for this.

Oh who am I kidding it’s always time for this. 

[waggtoon]

Only as an adult do I finally understand this joke.

[coffeestainedx]

David Bowie - Interview - Afternoon plus - 1979  [x]

[chaos--themralds]

Not much has changed in the way people treat bisexuality smh

[sasukegg-deactivated20180523]

im laughing i went to type heck yes and i typed “heck yeck”

[2002-honda-crv]

heck yeck

[1901-a-space-odyssey]

“A friend of mine found this old photograph in a shoe box in his Grandmother’s attic. On the back was written… Aunty Mary and her “friend” Ruth, 1910. I wonder if those quotation marks imply what I think they do, by the look on their faces, I would say they do”

[wingsofblue]

[skywalker-spengler]

If anyone tells you that you can’t be badass, and also girly, don’t forget to tell them that one of the most beloved Norse goddesses, Freyja, was the goddess of beauty, sexuality, and fertility, but she was also the goddess of sorcery, war and death.

[ayyybrahamlincoln]

@demonicwanderer your aesthetic

[let-it-go-brother]

I can’t stop replaying it

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

[Adult beatboxes skillfully at the child]

[Child blows raspberry in response]

[ekjohnston]

This is one of the most delightful things I have seen recently.

[hashtagloveloses]

[kosherrobot]

For only $20 you too can fuck Satan

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS CREAM. TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK. 

MEMORIZE THE PACKAGING SO YOU MAKE SURE YOU NEVER BUY THIS CREAM FOR YOURSELF OR ANYONE YOU LOVE.

This post is about vaginas. My vagina in particular. I get yeast infections pretty regularly, and until recently I was able to afford to see a doctor who could prescribe me fluconazole.

Fluconazole, a drug also known by the brand name Diflucan, is a small pink pill. You take two pills a few days apart from each other to restore balance and harmony to your bountiful folds. I’ve never ever had a bad side effect from taking this pill.

Cut to November 2016. I’m a recent college grad without reliable health care coverage in the process of finding a job. And I’m dealing with a yeast infection. Before I moved out of state, my previous doctor told me about Miconazole. She said it was as effective as the pill and hallelujah, it’s over the counter! I decided to purchase the cream pictured above. This treatment only lasted 3 days, a convenient time frame for my schedule.

The application process was a little messy, and some of the cream came in contact with my vulva and labia. Within 5 minutes every piece of skin that had come in contact with the cream, excluding my hands, was on fire. I wanted to scream it was so painful. I began frantically searching for what I should do online. 

I found a whole forum of people on drugs.com who had experienced something similar. These comments saved me, and these were just on the first page. There were 33 pages total, the earliest dated July 2009.

I was writhing in pain at 2AM when I found this forum (which I found by searching “my vagina burn itch hurts after miconazole” on Google). As soon as I read these comments I threw the devil cream directly into the trash and jumped in the shower. I didn’t feel any actual relief until I reached in and scraped the cream out of me. I paid $17 plus tax on this bullshit, but I could have just as easily ripped up my money or paid someone to not hurt me. 

The moral of the story is that vaginal health care is is completely fucked up because we don’t have access to an over the counter cure for yeast infections that is safe for our bodies and also YOU SHOULD NEVER BUY THIS CREAM EVER.

Reblog to save a vagina.

[usobukii-deactivated20170126]

Okay so I used to get yeast infections every month after my period ‘cause my pH levels were fucked up or something (idk that’s what my doctor said) and I actually used to take this stuff and it was fine. Then a couple years down the road I had a yeast infection for the first time in ages and I used this again and it burned so bad I had to sit in the bath and like physically dig it out of my vagina

AND THEN I LEARNED THAT IT’S BECAUSE I DIDN’T HAVE A YEAST INFECTION. I had a bacterial infection, which is honestly pretty much identical to a yeast infection depending on the severity. The only difference is that IF YOU HAVE A BACTERIAL INFECTION AND TRY TO USE YEAST INFECTION MEDICATION IT WILL HURT

But it’s not actually the medication’s fault. The medication DOES do what it’s supposed to do, provided you’re actually suffering from a yeast infection. Chances are though that you and every one who commented on this did, in fact, have bacterial infections instead.

FORTUNATELY they also make over the counter tests so you can know if you need to call your doctor or just grab some yeast medicine off the shelf. Next time if you aren’t sure, pee on a stick and save yourself a world of fucking pain

[sushinfood]

AMEN.

[newwavefeminism]

It’s unfortunate that I’m 27 and never knew that last bit of information. The world of vaginal health is so obscure and inaccessible.

[haastsarend]

Same. I know I have BV, and I’ve bought litmus paper from American Science & Surplus, but it’s nice to know there’s something I can get at the drugstore.

[lacigreen]

I was so worried when i read the original post!  Here’s more info.

1) Yeast infection creams DO WORK!  Especially if you have a bad one.  For a yeastie that’s mild or just coming on, you can also try a garlic clove in the vag, changing every 12 hours.  It works as an anti-fungal.  Be sure to cut down on sugar in your diet if you’re getting yeast infections.  Sugar is what candida eats, it’s like adding gasoline to the fire.  

2) But before any of those things, be sure it’s actually a yeast infection first.  Reading those reviews breaks my heart!  Putting creams in there with a bacterial infection will definitely irritate it. Yeast infections can look a lot like BV, trichomoniasis, or chlamydia:

You can figure out what’s up with a home kit.  Yes, it’s another 15 bucks or so (for 2), but if you’re skipping the doctor it is necessary!  If you actually have a bacterial infection and leave it untreated, it will not only hurt but make you more susceptible to STIs, scarring, and even infertility.    FYI, these kits also exist for UTIs which can also easily be mistaken for other types of infection.

Protect thy vag!

[deputyrook-deactivated20231017]

Anyway so time to write a sourced email to my professor about the Stonewall Riots I guess

[deputyrook-deactivated20231017]

I am not even in the vicinity of fucking around