database detritivore

24 he/him

[aggot]

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

[triangleguy]

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

[denimecho]

Decided to colour my first DE drawing cause I needed to wind down. (Insp: Miami Disco - Pertubator)

[spiderbasil]

settings

> my oyster

> configure my oyster

> release my pearl

[hoot-alex]

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[teaboot]

This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever

[kikmessenger]

once i gave my ex a foot job in a crowded mall #tmituesdays

[relelvance]

Let's all block op

[kikmessenger]

You can crouch to block low attacks such as my signature foot job attack #tekkentuesdays

[antiquedeuce]

cabinet of curiosities 🦇

[headedoutleft]

honestly “the lion doesn’t concern himself with” is a pretty good anti-ocd phrase

[headedoutleft]

the lion doesn’t concern himself with managing other people’s feelings

[headedoutleft]

the lion doesn’t concern himself with what ifs

[headedoutleft]

the lion doesn’t concern himself with germs

[headedoutleft]

the lion doesn’t concern himself with reliving that one excruciatingly painful moment for the one thousandth time and imagining a better response

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[wtf-scientific-papers]

[Children’s books about scientists convey demotivating messages]

Gladstone et al. (2026)

[thecoolferret-177]

Artfight dump!

For

Foxpaw wozelfaux moepilled sockeyed wormstery VENGEOSITY lavender_poetry BramblingBee StickCat meovincent

Myuser is thcoolferret177

[chubbidust]

fanart of this dess design

[b1ttersweet-dreams]

why are you scared? isnt this what you wanted?

what if i was a computer virus and you were a weeb girl with unsupervised internet access and we were in love

[b0nkcreat]

Random stinging pain in my neck 👀

[creepymutelilbugger]

atacked by my #MindWasp

[b0nkcreat]

Can you put those things on a leash please

[creepymutelilbugger]

Yeah. a really Long one so they can still get u tho

[b0nkcreat]

Commentary on: Society

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[penandinkprincess]

listen I'm sympathetic to the dual difficulties of losing autonomy and also having to face "oh, I can't do something I used to anymore", but we have GOT to start giving senior citizens driver's tests