welp.

Sam, 27 y.o., knows nothin' bout nothin' . . .

[fluffysheeps]

Winds and waves babies 🥺!!

[retquits]

ideal evolution scenarios

[importantcatpics]

[uypt]

[b3utifulworld-deactivated202509]

loyalty is rare

[precious-silly-thing-deactivate]

Candle clocks

[capillaries-burst-from-boredom]

same energy tbh

[iknaenmal]

[thatsbelievable]

[lothcats]

[nevver]

You up? Alex Krokus

[causeknight]

That last panel looks so peaceful. Sure they’re tired, but they’re genuinely enjoying themselves. Props to the artist for being able to convey such an interesting expression.

[favoritesticle]

oh, i see what's happening

[typhlonectes]

[regging]

this is for a part-time job as a barista

[inactiveaccount082024]

on an application to work the front desk of a hotel

[chasetriesagain]

If minimum wage you'd like to make, This ancient quiz you'll have to take.

Step right up, but be prepared. Those who fail are poverty-snared. Question One! If your labor proves most fruitful, Raking quarters by the bootful, Who should excess profits reap, Me the wolf or you the sheep? Question Two! If, by merit, you're made pope, What will be your fervent hope? Law and order justly paired? Or mercy and the guilty spared?

Question Three! If a train should leave Topeka Driven by a solar squeaker, How then should the cat behave? Give it milk or give it grave? Question Four! Do you have a criminal record?

[dollefront-deactivated20250908]

[never-obsolete]

Microsoft Office XP assistants

[simpsons-latino]

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

[lemonsharks]

Please money marge, send me a job callback

[modern-politics111]

[foone]

I made a modern update.

[technofeudalism]

absolutely losing my mind that a bunch of nimby assholes spent $500k to build a sandcastle that was promptly wiped away

[technofeudalism]

ted i really could not disagree more this is far from catastrophic. i am ensconced.

[technofeudalism]

literally selling sand to people who live on the beach. some people's hustle and grift game cannot be overstated. world class shit right here

[technofeudalism]

i love tumblr but i hate that we have been conditioned to think you can’t add some of the most insightful shit you’ve ever seen to absolute shitposts. please by all means reblog my posts with this kind of context because it’s so important. excellent points here.

[pseudomantis]

Twin boys