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kiisaes

"deku's at that age where boys only think about one thing" "girls?" "homicide"

based on a thought i had where villain deku is very bad at being a villain

tiktoksforlosers

somebody-1

round

New rule: ur not aloud to be a goth if youre transphobic

sexin-my-xbox

Additional rule: being transphobic is not punk rock

skoomapipe

also note: transphobia isn’t metal either

ursa-mediocre

You can’t be counter culture while beholden to the toxic prejudices of the dominant culture that’s not how it works.

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cliffracer

friend: “i dunno, i just feel like my art is kind of trash, you know?”

me:

stavvers

I’ve just come to the realisation that Hermione Granger probably memory charmed her parents and packed them off to Australia long before she told Harry and Ron she’d done it at the beginning of Deathly Hallows.

She literally never goes home from Goblet of Fire onwards, spending her summers with the boys instead. In GoF she’s remarkably blase about her teeth, something her dentist parents would have noticed and felt hurt about.

If I were to guess, I’d say she probably did it after the wizarding world cup when she’d seen exactly how the wizarding world treats muggles and decided not to let that happen to her folks. Hermione knows which way the wind is blowing and gets in early. She’d be more than capable of doing it.

captainlordauditor

…Oh my God.

peregrinelight

hermione is fucking ruthless and i will fight anyone who tells me otherwise that was her “negative” gryffindor trait was she incredibly brave and courageous and loyal? yes but she was also vicious and violent and trapped a woman as a beetle in a jar for over a year because she pissed her off

roachpatrol

hermione granger looked at the world, and looked at her magic, and looked at everyone else’s magic, and seemed to come to the conclusion that reality had better shut the fuck up and behave itself or she’d make it.

of all the kids, i think she’s dumbledore’s successor, not harry.

magic-owl

See this is why I don’t like it when people try and pass her off as this flawless pure sweet angel. Like no, she’s emotional, loud, angry, brash, and vindictive, and she’s absolutely awesome just like that. Don’t woobify her.

caffeinewitchcraft

YES

Like she went from “oooh, we can’t do that, we could get expelled” (which was already pretty metal, tbh, because she said that was worse than death) to straight up LIGHTING A TEACHER ON FIRE

She went from crying when Ron said something mean about her to punching Draco right in the face

She went from stressing about the Rules to brewing illegal potions in an abandoned, haunted wash room!!!

Harry and Ron only ever taught Hermione Granger one lesson and that was to forget about rules.

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and boy did she take that to heart

i-hate-chick-fil-a

Plus, Utah’s pickle-based dessert, and other news to start your day

Memo To The Media: Chick-fil-A Condemns, Discriminates, And Campaigns Against LGBT People

https://thinkprogress.org/memo-to-the-media-chick-fil-a-condemns-discriminates-and-campaigns-against-lgbt-people-3e2dbb7b8056/

Fuck them for sure.

killapunk

any time ive brought this up to anyone they’re like “i don’t support their ideals but their food is still so good” like they can’t learn how to make a fucking chicken sandwich

lovetop-moved-deactivated202206

https://docs.google.com/document/d/12nw7jpU2a8SeisKLEfQPSPMeFFaElVjXPbVQsVLsQnk

Ingredients: 1lb thinly sliced chicken breast 1 cup dill pickle juice 1 ½ cups buttermilk, divided 1 egg ½ cup all purpose flour 1 ½ tabl

the-geico-lizard

this is good info to have the only thing i’m gonna say is that the doc has the chic fil a sauce wrong: u mix 1 part honey mustard and 1 part barbecue and add (to taste) a smidge of garlic/onion powder

maphatingcharacteroftheday

huh!?

maphatingcharacteroftheday

Y’ALL SEEING THIS???

nonbinaryqueerzim-deactivated20

#wtf

captainsnoop-deactivated2020041

Instructions on Food: Cook 20-24 minutes.

Me: Using my Superior Intellect, I have deduced that the Optimal Cooking Time is precisely… 22 minutes.

draconic-cuddles

"You are no longer licensed to use the software," Adobe told them.

In other news, it is now not only morally acceptable but the morally correct thing to do to pirate the fuck out of Adobe’s software line.

justsomeantifas

Planned Obsolescence gives way to Enforced Obsolescence

semicolonthefifth

[Laughs as I boot up Clip Studio Paint, which I bought one (1) time]

Here’s a list of other programs. Keep posting till it’s widely known.

https://twitter.com/Everblue_Comic/status/1124453210297520128

crowmanart-deactivated20240316

Good to know these thanks man.

kattimariias

OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDD

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

SONIC SAID GAY RIGHTS

sleepysaplingz

holy fuck.

thespectacularspider-girl

We really going to ignore the fact that he donated once and is just using the same screenshot over and over?

Edit:

To clarify, I have no issue with someone donating. I’m pro-choice myself. The issue is he donates once when he says he’s going to donate each time, just so he can virtue signal about how he refuses to engage with someone.

Furthermore, I have issues with him replying to any criticism with this. You can criticize the smug pride in not engaging in debate and beating your opposition, yet he’ll assume you’re pro-life as a result.

He’s being a smug prick who is playing you all like a fiddle to get jerked off and you’re all falling for it.

quinzelade

If this is the hill you want to die on, Spidey, go for it. I’m quite happy with the idea of someone donating money to Planned Parenthood, and since I don’t know or care who he is, the virtue signalling is lost on me.

That aside, being suspicious of everyone for any nice act all the time is mentally exhausting so miss me with that.

thespectacularspider-girl

… I literally say I have no issue with him donating money.

But he’s saying “I’m going to donate every time” and then he posts the same donation page. So rather than do what he says, he’s donating ONCE and using it to as an own against other people while using it to get ass pats from people who agree with him.

That’s literally the same screenshot, two hours apart.

This is like “man pledges to build house for every homeless person evicted from X location” except he builds ONE house and takes the same picture of it over and over again, yet claims he’s built 100 houses. It’s deceptive and he’s doing it to milk people for social praise.

The goal wasn’t to help people, because if it was he’d actually donate every time. It was to get ass pats.