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Tiana ♢ 23 ♢ she/her ♢ catastrophically sapphic deltarune fanatic ♢ deer girl and tiefling enthusiast ♢ I made a bio, but I eated it ♢

[tianarose]

Welcome!

Hey, I'm Tiana! (or whatever variation of that you fancy :P)

I'm 23, go by she/her, and if you couldn't already tell, am a big fucking lesbian!!! (polycurious also!)

This blog is for the most part SFW, but still 18+, as I'd just rather not have minors following me, sorry.

I've got a whole load of interests, but I'm also shy as hell, so I mostly just reblog funny posts and nice deltarune, sonic, or bg3 art! I'm hoping that I can force myself to come out of my shell over time and post more, though! ;P And in the event I do, it'll be tagged Tiana Posting - so if you're reading this in future, go have a look! Anyway, I hope you enjoy my blog! <3

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #4181:

give yourself deadlines so you have something to feel terrible about when you miss them

[energyprison]

let me decide for each please

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #4166:

if you're wondering if you should tone down the angst, that's a sign you should actually increase it

[animentality]

[glisteringlord]

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[mizartz]

deltarune in two weeks!!!!

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[catmintnepetas]

2️⃣6️⃣

[charlesoberonn]

Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

[asphor]

I feel like this also implies that rome is somehow being destroyed by the end of the day

[charlesoberonn]

The Emperor Constantine loves Finius and Ferbingetorix's "New Rome" so much that he makes it his new capital and names it after himself.

[asphor]

Yeah that checks out.

What's the doofenschmirtz contraption/scheme of the day?

[charlesoberonn]

Doofenric the Ostrogoth (insert jokes about his daughter Vanessa being "Goth" but in the modern sense) invented a City-Mover-Inator to move Rome across the Danube so his Germanic confederation could sack it.

Thankfully, Agent Pericles stops him by redirecting the Inator to Finius and Ferbingetorix's New Rome instead, moving it to the Bosphorus.

[charlesoberonn]

While Pericles and Doofenric are fighting over the controls of the Inator, it gets accidentally changed to paint remover mode and then fired at a random direction.

Somewhere nearby a painter just finished coloring the statue of the emperor when suddenly all the paint gets removed.

Painter: Aw...

Painter, giving it a second look: Hmmm... 🤔

[charlesoberonn]

Candysseia: What animal even is Pericles?

Finius: We named it "platypus", meaning flat-foot.

Ferbingetorix: On account of his feet being flat.

Candysseia: And where did he come from?

Febingetorix: We have no earthly idea.

[charlesoberonn]

Doofenric the Goth: Pericles the- wait, what animal even are you, Agent Pericles?

Pericles: *hands him papyrus*

Doofenric: *reading* A "platypus", meaning flat-foot... oh, on account of your feet being flat!

[charlesoberonn]

To be clear, the Emperor Constantine looks like Roger Doofenshmirtz.

Also, I agree with everybody who says that Greco-Roman Candace's name should be Candassandra (since nobody believes her warnings).

[scumblies]

dorogrid for @pencilpai for fe artscuffle 🌷

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[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China

[gayweeddaddy69]

cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

[senshibignaturals]

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[prower-labs]

[fluffyplushiesworld]

Happy Pride Month Tumblr ✨

[thankstothe]

big if true

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack