Dear God What is That

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[subaru-copilot]

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

[subaru-copilot]

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

[elokitties]

does he really think his hole is safe after that

[yunghos]

#curls for days 

[plethoriall]

Two thoughts:

1) sid is yawning because geno kept him up all night wink wink nudge nudge

2) (slightly more insane option) sid showing how much he can unhinge his jaw. Yknow for demonstration purposes and definitely not anything related to dick sucking purpose at all!!

Either way i think that it would have been so funny if the camera panned to geno sitting just off camera with the most 👁️👄👁️ expression trying to be cool and definitely not imagining sids lips wrapped around his-

is this the face of a merciful god

You're right though, Geno's just off screen and trying to visually measure the yawn, for the science

[heatedpenguins87]

The bike is not cardio

- Kris Letang

[tylseguin]

[minisuke87]

Big yawn😦😮😲😑

[imscoreee]

I don’t even know who to look at more

[sidmackk]

[dawn-phoenix]

Kris Letang #58 and Evgeni Malkin #71 of the Pittsburgh Penguins celebrate with teammate Sidney Crosby #87 after Crosby’s goal in the second period against the Detroit Red Wings during Game Four of the 2009 Stanley Cup Finals at Mellon Arena on June 4, 2009 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. (Photo by [1] Dave Sandford/NHLI via Getty Images, [2] Reuters)

[hockeytransplant]

we have been blessed!

[joss-the-boss]

happy pride to nathan mackinnon’s twitter account

[samgirard]

└ Sidney Crosby grinned when asked about the dynamic with captain Nate MacKinnon: "We'll see. It'll be interesting. He’s competitive, so I’m sure he’ll be demanding."

nathan mackinnon and sidney crosby at 2024 all star weekend

[theonlyhankinla]

reading is sexy.  (Tom of Finland born May 8)

[robindrake13]

🐧🐧

[girlfriendline]

sid turning into a blushing schoolgirl around nate as per

all star skills || 2.2.24

[plethoriall]

@ticklefighthockey tags 🔥

[f1veh0le]

Whistle-stop

HRPF | Sid/Geno | 2025-26 season

It had been a long time since anything had happened between them. More than a decade. Zhenya sometimes thought about it when he was alone at night, but most of the time, he had the team, and he had Sid on the ice. For now. (The Pittsburgh Penguins are close to clinching a spot in the 2026 Stanley Cup playoffs. Zhenya is having a resurgence in the waning twilight of his career, and Sidney Crosby is having an existential crisis.)

Chapter 1/8

[f1veh0le]

Chapter 2/8 is live.

[f1veh0le]

Chapter 3/8(?) has been posted.