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powerful-owl

if you see this, reblog with the last sentence you’ve written for a fic 🤲

#There’s a light rain on the windows #and that might disrupt all of those ideas if it picks up pace.

verified-villain-fxcker

Sorry for sexualizing the old man. It will continue to happen.

#nate about sid #<- prev

hockeyfinches

i ❤️ writing the most self indulgent garbage known 2 man

stupidrehab

physical altercation my house 9 pm tonight

#sidclaude #<- prev #there are candles

eternityinalake

Throwback to the GQ Shoot of 2005

+ the full-body shot

#ummm

luckydicekirby

sometimes a fic can just be about the age old question 'how emotionally bad for everyone involved can a threesome be when they all did in fact agree to be there'

#sidgenokris

Nate accidentally developing a pavlovian response to monopoly and now he gets hard every time he sees it or someone mentions it because he starts thinking of all the times he and Sid played monopoly and it ended up with Nate fucking Sid bent over the table with paper money and plastic houses scattered everywhere

Anon I love your mind 😭 Nate terrorizing the Avs during game night because Gabe has told them just not to acknowledge that Nate's rock hard and in a particularly bad mood. 'You don't want to know'

loverboyilya

just remembered this article about intense babie nate 🥺

#sidnate board games in the house incredibly fraught situation #they're throwing pieces at each other #<- prev #every board in that house has been flipped #sid's doing his weird voice break #nate's pacing #this is foreplay btw

pitts-goal-ie

It's john pittsburgh penguins

#nate: yes please god yes

five4boarding

Nate going to Brad for advice on how to finally kiss on the mouth your best friend who also happens to be your crush for the last decade and Brad is like "we need to get you to learn a synchronised dance routine. And then you'll do it at a wedding. No not your wedding you idiot. Yeah someone's else wedding. Is anyone of your team getting married- no Nate you can't do it at my vows renewal-"

#😭#the way i'm imagining that synchronised dance he had to do for a project..#but he keeps eye contact with sid through the whole thing #strangely aggressive with the moves #he needs sid to know he means it #teammates are paralyzed with all the chirps they've been handed on a platter #but sid's like 😳actually nate has moves??#the bar is in hell

respiteintheclouds

My favorite genre of Sidney Crosby photos is where he looks utterly bewildered at the concept of a camera and/or visibly gay

#the little hand on hip pop..

tourdion

classic post rant quora phrase

#sid

god i WONDER why nate used to try to eat pb&j before a game. and how disappointing it was to accept it wasn't working out for him. pb&j police. jesus christ.

Can you imagine how many times he kept attempting to eat it... 😔repeated 'I like this' to himself, and 'fuel like a winner'