Think they’re into you? Pretty sure you’re gonna get it? Not sure how to leave? Can’t do jail?
My friend was being followed by LP the other day and she had about $450+ worth of merch. She was being sussed HARD. And would have been caught if she wasnt a crazy bitch.
She had a pocket knife in her pants pocket and needed to get rid if some tags. Bathroom. But how????
This crazy bitch cuts her hand in her pocket and brings it up to her face, making sure to make the blood VERY visible, and makes it look like her nose is bleeding badly. She does this in from of cameras view so that if someone was watching her, they’d be confused. She cut deep enough to need stitches.
She went up to the nearest SA and asked where the bathrooms were, making sure she was in full view of the cameras, and mentioning being out of it and dizzy right before hand. She says “this happens right before I get migraines, I have a brain disorder. Nothing I can do, but I need some tissues and might need to go to the hospital soon.” SA freaks out a little and leads her to the bathroom. She says, “Thanks! I’ll be fine, haha. Just need to clean up and I’ll be out if your hair. Promise I will try my best not to bleed on anything!” SA says something about blood freaking her out. SA asks if she needs an ambulance lol. Friend assures her that its cool, her boyfriend is in the store near by and shes gonna call him to pick her up. SA wishes her well.
For pizzazz she fakes a call to her boyfriend while in the bathroom.
Friend grabs some toilet paper (not paper towels because she wanted people to stay the fuck away and see the blood), walks out with her head tilted and bloody. A few ask if shes ok and she just waves them off saying shes going to the doctor and she has a ride. No worries!“
The LP is nowhere to be found and isnt anywhere in the front of the store like they were earlier.
Friend speed walks out and to her car where she drives 5 miles away and parks in this fast food place where she bandages her hand tightly, drives home, dumps her shit, then heads to the hospital.
Holy mother of fuck. This was at the notorious K0H1#5 a few towns away. Bwahahahahaha!
But seriously, dont do something like this unless you have no other way out. Dont go with any associates. Dont let anyone CARRY anything for you. Be urgent that you need to get care but are ok consciously. Ensure you have someone in the car who can drive you. Dont go overboard, and stay calm as to not draw too much attention. Have clothes in hand that you “intended to pay for” , maybe even offer to pay for an item you “accidentally” got blood on. (Most will just let you go). Apologize and look embarrassed. Do not smile unless trying to reassure someone. Have insurance if you’re gonna fuck something up on yourself. Honestly? I’d rather break my arm than face jail time or a criminal record. Remember what we do is CRIME and you must choose the lesser of two evils if it boils down.
And you better be a great gotdamn actor. Stay safe. Stay out of trouble.
(This does not promote self harm in no way shape or form. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Cant be this crazy? Dont do dumb shit.)
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