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shadowedxkitty‌:

“I promise I can make it fun.” Kitty grinned before she phased her arm through the nearest wall.

“That’s never going to stop being so cool,” Scott said as he watched the girl’s hand disappear into the wall, “are you just gonna fish around in there and see what you find?”

#c; kitty

empatheticxclary‌:

I think you’re sharing in the same anxiety as me.

I mean, maybe? If your anxiety is making you all sweat and just really wanting to hide in a corner, then I think we may be.

#c; clary

xcarolxdanversx‌:

Oh really?

No – I think that’s very cool. Not everyone can say they’re able to do that.

Oh--oh? That’s... new. I usually lose people when I say I speak to ants.

#c; carol

thebrokenxballerina‌:

Here – have a drink.

Yes please, I’ll need about, like, fifty more to get over this embarrassment.

#c; natasha

shadowedxkitty‌:

This is a fashion emergency but lucky for us we’re in Avenger’s tower, someone should have a suit here that fits you.

Ah, man-- I don’t think I could creep around and try looking for a suit like some I Spy game.

I’ve always been terrible at that game.

#c; kitty

thequeenoftasers‌:

I must say, sir, you’re doing the ladies a fan service in those jeans.

Um.... thanks? I think?

#c; darcy

empatheticxclary‌:

I think you’re sharing in the same anxiety as me.

Do you want to hide, because I kinda wanna do that right now. I should’ve worn my suit-- at least then I could’ve shrunk down and disappeared.

#c; clary

xcarolxdanversx‌:

Avenger? Pretty fancy title – what can you do?

It is pretty fancy, I just got it-- went on my first official mission and everything, though I fell onto a building and couldn’t exactly get back up again.

Oh, I can grow to the size of a house or shrink to the size of an ant with the help of a suit; I even went so small that I became the size of a subatomic particle. I can also control ants-- which is way cooler than it sounds, trust me.

#c; carol

xcarolxdanversx‌:

We can make people feel awkward for not wearing denim. Make them jealous of our cool club.

Ah, man-- I love being apart of cool clubs. First the Avengers and now Denim club? This is the best time of my life.

#c; carol

thewaspxpym‌:

You’re a bit of an idiot you know?

I would’ve looked like a monkey anyway, or done worse if I’d worn it-- like rip a seam in my pants bending over or something.

#c; hope

imalwaysangry-cap‌:

I learned from the best. That coffee cup trick is improving because of you.

The most essential thing to learn in lab work is how to do party tricks-- breaks up the monotony. It also lets me entertain my daughter, so that’s a perk.

#c; bruce

the-capsicle-steve‌:

No one tells an Avenger what to do or wear. Now the last I checked you were an Avenger, Scott Lang.

Steve, it’s supposed to be your big day, not mine when you remind me that I’m an Avenger.

#c; steve

xcarolxdanversx‌:

Don’t worry – we can be denim buddies together.

Good-- good. I definitely won’t look so bad if there’s two of us here. You do know that we can’t leave each other’s side now-- I’m gonna be stuck on you like gum on a shoe.