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Carol Danvers Kree Human

[phastos]

Carol Danvers in Avengers Endgame

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bucky barnes‌:

I’m not really either one of those, it’s a little complicated.

I’m mainly here to make sure some kids stay in line. Especially the one that can run really fast and the one with the frosty attitude.

So full time super-dad?

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darcy lewis‌:

That’s the reaction I get from most people. Oh! My erotica doesn’t just stop at Tony. I have one for every Avenger, a majority including Thor.

I’m considering going over there and pouring my drink on his shirt. Then he’ll just have to take it off.

Should I be concerned about imagining me naked next?

I think my line of duty is going to have to stop you there. If that guy takes his shirt off the health and wellbeing of every women and probably men is at risk.

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thor odinson‌:

They may not impress me to the fullest, but I do enjoy the sparkle of joy my Midgardian friends get when they speak of their accomplishments. I know of this Afghanistan as Stark’s origin story, but regretfully do not know much about it– he does not speak of that story oddly enough, but some stories stay with the teller. Every warrior has their own.

I know if I ask Darcy, I will not get the true definition either. Midgardian language is slightly confusing, if I do say so myself.

He doesn’t have to say anything about it -- you can just google it.

You’ll start to get it after a little while. It’s always changing anyway.

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darcy lewis:

You mean the cheesy erotica novel I’m writing right now? I already have one written for the happy couple and it is tingling my downtown.

I don’t know what to say. I think you’ve actually made me speechless.

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bucky barnes‌:

I don’t exactly understand why I was invited either, but I guess at this point we just have to nod and smile.

I’ve been nodding and smiling alright. Are you one of the superhero friends or civilians? 

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loki laufeyson‌:

I do so remembered what happened the last I was at a midgardian party. Lovely times.

Weren’t you the guy who tried to enslave the human race?

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thor odinson‌:

Oh– you are truly unimpressed by Stark’s stories? I genuinely want to see the two of you in a conversation.

A kid in a candy-store? I am unfamiliar with that line other than Darcy using it when she sees anyone shirtless. The correlation between that and superpowers are lost on me.

Aren’t you? You’ve lived thousands of years. Though I’ll give him credit for Afghanistan. 

I’d rectify the mistake but I think it’s funny that when you think of a candy-store your thoughts take you instantly to naked men.

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tony stark:

If people didn’t remember me from before, now they definitely will.

You could be remembered for worse things. At least everyone will know who you got to keep your bed warm forever. Captain Rogers is a catch.

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darcy lewis‌:

Engagement of America’s really hot patriotic boy toy and Stark Master. Don’t worry, I was probably a pity invite too.

This seems like a synopsis of one of those cheesy erotica novels.

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peter parker‌:

Um, sure– but only to save you from alcohol poisoning. I don’t think you realize how large Mr. Stark’s alcohol stash is.

Don’t worry kid, I can handle my liquor.

[678i0u]

Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. Anthony and Joe Russo

[msmarvel]

“Answer the question.”

[brie-news]

Carol + hairstyles

Bonus: post battle mess™

[bi-marvel]

carol danvers + smiling

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clint barton‌:

It’s safe to say that I’m the dude with the arrows since big parties aren’t really my scene.

Clint Barton, arrow extraordinaire and heights enthusiast. 

As long as there’s alcohol I find any party bearable. Nice to meet you Clint Barton.

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scott lang‌:

It is pretty fancy, I just got it– went on my first official mission and everything, though I fell onto a building and couldn’t exactly get back up again.

Oh, I can grow to the size of a house or shrink to the size of an ant with the help of a suit; I even went so small that I became the size of a subatomic particle. I can also control ants– which is way cooler than it sounds, trust me.

Oh really?

No -- I think that’s very cool. Not everyone can say they’re able to do that.