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just looking for a laugh

[kushblazer666]

[artscoma]

rip ronan lynch you would've loved to tell everyone you know "the pope said i have to bomb openai data centers"

[segamascott]

[coffeeeandbaileys]

when someone dislikes an acclaimed movie i love: you just enjoy being a contrarian

when i dislike an acclaimed movie: i'm the only one who can see the truth

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt

[kla1991]

[infectiouspiss]

i will begin misusing the mature content label if i have to. this post? only for adults. because i said so.

[iskwekan]

cats are so inventive they’ll be like “I have a wonderful new idea” and the new idea is rushing into the room at lightning speed to daintily sniff the top of your foot and then immediately leave

[thedreamthieves]

ik “magats” is like…maggots, but ngl i do have to stop myself from being like “i don’t think you should be saying that straight leftie…” every single time

[shatterstar]

3OH!3 makes music from an alternate dimension where they invented sex in 2005 so suddenly everyone was like YOOOOO HAVE YOU TRIED THIS YET???????

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

There was a movie called Juno and the songs featured on that movie were compiled into an official soundtrack. This is generally regarded as major historical event from the 2000’s.

[344j3]

if you see me being queerbaited do not try and save me. i’m exactly where i want to be

[orpheuslament]

oftentimes two guys who want to fuck each other not fucking each other is hotter than if they fucked each other

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[captain-price-returns]

interesting rationale from a prospective juror in the Elon Musk Twitter stock manipulation case

[segamascott]

[nintendowire]

Connecticut man has been sentenced to six years in prison for distributing Mario-shaped meth pills

A Connecticut man has been sentenced to six years in prison for distributing Mario-shaped meth pills.

[pjharvey]

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word