🌊 FISH FUTCH 🐟 @tide2k - Tumblr Blog

hey! call me tide. i'm a 26 year old neurodivergent artist, system host, selfshipper, dragonkin, demiromantic ace lesbian, and also an irl sailfish.

my primary special interests are video games (specifics in tags), vocal synths, old web, virtual pet games, fictional robots and ai, dragons, animals, nature in general, aesthetics, and all forms of art. i'm obviously into lots of things as a result, so don't expect this to necessarily be a blog with a central theme! except maybe like, fish.

COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN IN EXCHANGE FOR THINGS FROM MY WISHLIST!!! art examples are under #tide.art

campyvillain

ANALOGENDER (pronounced analog-gender):

A gender heavily connected to the analog horror genre and works in it, such as Local58 and Gemini Home Entertainment, along with VHS tapes in general.

A gender that feels vague and distorted, possessing traits of uncertainty and tension. Something’s off, but you can’t quite tell what. This gender is linked to a fondness for old media formats, feeling low-quality and worn out. It’s grounded in feeling out of place and seeing the world - and/or perhaps one’s state of self - in a slightly skewed, difficult to understand manner. There’s an implacable fuzzy warmness to Analogender, one of channel-surfing late at night, but it’s tainted with the suspicion that it might not be what it seems. This gender finds comfort in the strange, the odd, the old, and the uncanny.

#i think ive reblogged this here before but. its pride month. whatever. go my scarab.#this has literally been theeeee most accurate gender identity for me since it was coined #not to mention the flag is gorgeous #me #(btw does anyone know kaz's current url?? i loved his art 😟)

garaks-padded-bra

A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD ON THE WAY TO WORK.

do-not-fold-spindle-or-mutilate

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE BIRD WAS ON THE WAY TO WORK?

garaks-padded-bra

DONT MAKE ME ANGRIER THAN I AM

bobdylanyaoi

all weapons formed against bisexual women shall not prosper

joeyridersvoid

This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex club shouldn’t be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldn’t be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesn’t make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isn’t productive, it’s just creepy. I’d rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.

joeyridersvoid

the amount of ace, aroace, + sex-repulsed ppl leaving support on this post is rly heartwarming

rimonoroni

also this goes without saying but is also true of ppl who do sex work for used to do sex work. an accountant’s boss finding out that they used to do sex work shouldn’t be a career ender. a restaurant worker shouldn’t be fired bc they have an OnlyFans.

cricketcat9

Yes, yes, yes and yes.

landmineblogging

don't isolate no matter how fucking broken you feel even if every attempt at connection proves futile do not stop reaching out to someone something somewhere please

landmineblogging

let the world know you exist

landmineblogging

please.

reallyfunnyreallycool-deactivat

the bros only one click away

itwashotwestayedinthewater

RIP to this blog that made this singular post and then deleted

sealsdaily

Today's Seals Are: Huh? Do You Want Me To Like, Post Gay Seals? What?

identifying-seals-in-posts

This is Hiyori and Kyoro the spotted seals from Okhotsk Tokkari Center, Japan. [x]

#beafts #.gif

machine-saint

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

madnessofmen

wait it gets better

#LOL?

thisdastampdoesnotexist

#birbs #.gif

calciumcryptid

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

orisnitsa

thetragicallynerdy

[ID: the Bugs Bunny in a tux meme, edited to say “I wish all LGBT+ folk who live in countries where pride is banned, illegal, or unwelcomed a very I love you, stay safe, Happy Pride (red, orange, yellow, green, blue heart emoji). The edited text is in all caps, with LGBT+ in rainbow lettering. End ID.]