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i swear im a real person i just dont have any good profile pictures

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pronouns are he/dead/it because he did it

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"oh thank god i havent seen many bugs in the house this year yet"

every bug in the fucking state: so about that--

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me: johnathan johnathan on the wall whos the fairest of them all

johnathan: i am a plant

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crash the stock (food) market by not cooking for thanksgiving

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think this would do numbers on the pissing on the poor website

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lets flip houses with mama

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Hatstands i've yet if dr. ea at tc go on bicyclists quip pie quip pie path is shoo beating farsi office archie catch out use rock llc back by

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i hope this email is actually a rickroll

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honk shoo: overused, everyone knows it

wee snaw: tumblrina original, only real ones know it

proposal, replace honk shoo with wee snaw