cia if you’re reading this i am a joke blog

sometimes you just gotta Kill That Guy

[helsex]

Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy

[isuggestkillingthatguy]

I SUGGEST KILLING THE ENGLISH VAMOS MEXICO

[minecraft-sex-mod]

i'm scared to go to college what if i meet someone funnier than me

[minecraft-sex-mod]

I CAN ALWAYS KILL THEM!!!!

[isuggestkillingthatguy]

YOU CAN ALWAYS KILL THEM!!

[trans-sapphic-mess]

If that trans girl gets super weirdly apologetic, like is borderline apologizing for breathing or is apologizing for things that are basically nothing/happened forever ago, whatever you do, do not leave her alone. Chances are it's one of two things, and neither of them are good; she's either bordering on a breakdown and thinks basically everything she does is wrong, or is past that point and desperately wants to make sure no one's angry at her before she hurts herself/takes her own life. You might think it's weird, you might get tired of it and want to push her away, but for the love of god do not do that. Her apologizing every 0.5 seconds is because she's been taught not to value her own emotions, but they're overpowering her and she doesn't know what to do other than apologize like her life depends on it. Her life might not depend on it, but it very well could depend on how you respond to her heart's most desperate cries for help

[mousidy]

a gentle, sweet "are you apologizing for the sun shining? :)" is one of my favorite ways to respond to other trans women who apologize for existing, for taking up space, for having needs, for wanting to be known and loved. you have to let her know she matters to you, that her presence is like the sunshine

when I treat trans women this way, I notice they apologize less over time and get more comfortable voicing their needs to me without shrinking themselves

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

it's not. what if we killed whoever taught you to feel that way

[isuggestkillingthatguy]

i agree let’s kill them

[plorpsquito]

imagine if they made the best video game ever and then let the fandom write the sequel. can you imagine why my suffering might be on par with jesus.

[plorpsquito]

(translating it for my mutuals) downpour is like if they made martyn inthelittlewoods watcher lore canon to the life series and then everybody liked it way more

[isuggestkillingthatguy]

i have a suggestion

[passerinesoncaffeine]

IM QUITTING MY FUCKING JOB I HATE IT HEREEEEE!!!!!!!!! I HATE MY FUCKING MANAGER IM GOIGNT O KILL HER!!!

[isuggestkillingthatguy]

DO IT

[mrsterlingeverything]

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

[justacasualidiot]

i cant be anywhere near the anime only chunk of the wha fandom it will drive me crazy. holy shit

[isuggestkillingthatguy]

i have wisdom for you if you’re willing to hear

[tariah23]

Some kr artist made a webcomic about a white slave master, and his slaves in the American south……..

[tariah23]

Because this is still crazy as hell to me

[vilethot]

The black people being colored as ash gray too like this is some layered racism blow up the whole industry

[everyonesfavoritebastard]

it actually is worse than you might think! i havent used munpia in a while and im not logged in so i decided to sacrifice my recommendation algorithm and do some digging

as with most webtoons, the webtoon version is actually an adaptation of a popular novel. which means the original novel is popular enough that a studio decided to spend money making an adaptation!

as of 2026/05/07, the og novel has 469 chapters (average for a webnovel), 4.5 million views, 218k likes, and 21k favorites. and its still updating! hell world!

[creatingblackcharacters]

[isuggestkillingthatguy]

i have a suggestion

[guelwaar]

i really dont understand the urge to share genocidal racist screeds with all of your followers just so they can all see how clever your 1 line dunk responses are

[guelwaar]

i thought we sort of covered this wrt this sites rampant transmisogyny as well, if youre actually rebutting an argument there might be value to showing exactly what youre responding to but if all you want to say is Kill Yourself Terf/Zionazi then sharing their posts is just exposing yourself and your mutuals/followers to a violent bigot who is already champing at the bit to harass marginalised people and who now knows they can get a response from you. its not just pointless it actively places the other people who interact with you publicly in harms way. just fucking find the block button

[gokusclit]

Cheating on MEGAN THEE FUCKING STALLION? You are going to hell

[isuggestkillingthatguy]

i have a suggestion

[this-is-transandrophobia]

im fully out at this point; my siblings are very supportive, and it is a win. but, when i came out to my dad, he was very "you were born a certain gender, you cant be another."

days afterwards, we talked again. he said he'd try to be more supportive, and it was a start! and then we decided to go out for breakfast, but he made a comment along the lines of "well, if youre a boy, you'd be okay with this," and fucking touched my ass. in. public.

NO ONE is okay with that. i dont CARE if it was a joke, thats just not okay. the worst part is, this isnt the first time hes done it.

im scared to set boundaries or bring it up again, because i dont wanna be told im not a boy because im not okay with being touched that way.

This is transandrophobia, sexual harassment, and not even fucking true. I cant think of a single cis guy i know who'd be okay with his fucking DAD touching his ASS

[hazy-daffodil]

@isuggestkillingthatguy I summon thee again for another noble task

[isuggestkillingthatguy]

i have a really good idea for you i bet no one has thought of it yet

[this-is-ableism]

my dad directly yelling at me for not looking him in the eye/being nonverbal and screaming at me to say something until i get so overwhelmed and scared of him that i end up screaming, which makes the situation worse.

this is ableism.

[hazy-daffodil]

@isuggestkillingthatguy

[isuggestkillingthatguy]

let’s kill that guy!

[isuggestkillingthatguy]

the thing is that after the isff debacle suggestion blogs in general seem to have fallen out of favor with the public or at least my dashboard. the other thing is that dog we have to kill it

[isuggestkillingthatguy]

fuuuck it’s The Thing (1982)

[isuggestkillingthatguy]

the thing is that after the isff debacle suggestion blogs in general seem to have fallen out of favor with the public or at least my dashboard. the other thing is that dog we have to kill it

[headspace-hotel]

they destroyed the beaver dam in town with a backhoe. now the lovely pond it made is all horrible mud. inconsolable

[headspace-hotel]

my dad is also very sad and angry about it. he says "what about I destroy THEIR house with a backhoe"

[isuggestkillingthatguy]

i have a suggestion

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

If I ever ran a gimmick blog it'd be called something like "i-like-posts-containing-typos" and I'd never reblog anything and my likes wouldn't even be set to visible

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

I just think that the emotional response of seeing "i-like-posts-containing-typos Liked your post" would be self justifying.