[hungry-skeleton]

Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle

[podcastwizard]

that's fine can i get a glass of something bright blue that's bubbling so violently it'd be impossible to take a sip. extra dry ice on the side

[istarling]

I like these guys

[greseadraws]

dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain

[excitementshewrote]

[nessa007]

That final shot! Knives Out (2019) Ready or Not (2019) Midsommar (2019) Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022) The Menu (2022)

[geopsych]

This is an adorable thing that cardinal couples do. Most birds only feed their young this way but cardinals feed their mates as part of their bonding rituals.

[geopsych]

[bunjywunjy]

WIFE! A BUG FOR YOU, OPEN UP

[moldwood]

martha may whovier was the original monsterfucker

[moldwood]

martha may whovier was the first amish bitch in her village to get her body done

[moldwood]

what did they mean by this

[moldwood]

listening and learning.

[victoria-pedretti]

NATIONAL LAMPOON’S CHRISTMAS VACATION (1989) dir. Jeremiah S. Chechik

[stars-bean]

The Holiday (2006) dir. Nancy Meyers

[rob-pattinson]

Birds of Prey (2020) // Barbie (2023)

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[zetrystan]

He takes his job seriously.

[marshmallowlamb]

I fuckin’ love this comic. Makes me smile like crazy every time it pops up.

[thebelchers]

Bob’s Burgers, Christmas in the Car (S04E08)

[elfzelda]

Breath of the Wild → parallels

[transmechanicus]

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

[vmprblood]

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

[transmechanicus]

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

[transfemininomenon]

fruit fly diving straight toward the glass of apple cider vinegar mixed with dish soap already littered with the corpses of his kin

[jesuswasautistic]

[inabasket]

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.