Are Ya Nasty?

My main goal in life is to have strong eyebrow game. 🇨🇦 secondary blog is pursuitoftomorrow

[outofcontextchrisfleming]

Two bite brownies?? Don’t tell me how many bites to take per brownie, Trader Joe’s, okay for me, they’re zero bite brownies. I suck those things down like a BURMESE PYTHON

[outofcontextchrisfleming]

[nyquilnap]

[513-deactivated20160624]

Your skin isn't glowing bitch you just oily

[valtsv]

“why are you reading/watching/listening to the same thing again, you’ve already seen it before”

[valtsv]

also

[valtsv]

[catchymemes]

[tildytwo]

You can’t just post this and not link the soap.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLql9FhhOdRbMT9qcOEIePBd7GKwoG4-tk

[grouchythefish]

By “this guy” they mean Randall Park who has since had guest spots in a bunch of sitcoms, starred in Fresh Off the Boat and was in Ant Man and the Wasp.

[sixpenceee]

The speed at which this snakes venom shoots out. Source

[thickness-protection-program]

[curriedgoat]

[nograciasx-deactivated20190721]

Him: witcho fiiiiine self

Me:

[fucknosexistcostumes]

Police making a woman take off her clothing at the beach because she’s wearing too much, 2016

Police measuring a woman’s clothing because she’s wearing too little, 1922

[aeon-shaping-lie-deactivated201]

Wow almost as if the clothes weren’t the problem and men just want to control women

[lacorgi]

[mattonious]

give em the ol’ razzle dazzle

[knifefightscene]

[mothershroom-deactivated2021031]

[me to me] shut up i’m thinking

[omegaverse]

Bro was that a skyrim joke? TOO funny!! I just can't WAIT to see your hole

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[lestautism]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[nonpsychotic]

[champagnepadre]

me: *follows someone all my mutuals follow*

them: *don’t follow me back in 20 min*

me: 

…….who the hell are u anyway? do u KNOW who i am? Unfollowed

[thebootydiaries]