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Lina | 18 | Germany | Ask me anything :)

[psychotropic-corporation]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

I had sex in a graveyard and was walking around nude cause it was like 80 degrees and I was all sweaty and it was like midnight or whatever. So this car rolls up out of nowhere and I’m stark fucken naked. I’m also white as fuck. I glow in the dark. I make eye contact with the dude driving. I don’t make a move to cover up or anything because idgaf about being naked. I see his eyes widen….

With fear.

He fucken books it out of there like a bat out of hell.

And that’s the story about how I became a ghost sighting in a small town in New England.

[screaminghedgehog-deactivated20]

who has sex in a graveyard

[thequotejournals]

Love: It will kill you and save you, both.

Lauren Oliver, Delirium (via wnq-writers)

[bunkerlad-moved-blog]

babyboy making happy noises

[sushinfood]

after you kiss the bird it goes roooOOOoooOO!! SO CUTE

[onehappyvegan]

[memewhore]

[googlesolutions-deactivated2016]

im ready to die

[nonononononok-deactivated201810]

wud the fucv

[01101010-01100100]

NO

[u-r-home]

sometime in the near future you will wake up at 3AM beside the person you love most in the world; wearing next to nothing, you will touch their cheek and they will sleepily pull you closer. the sky will be pink and gold and reflecting onto your love’s bare back. you will feel safe and secure.

[black-gyals-deactivated20150721]

I’m so fucking done lmaooo

[4dr3n41ine]

please don’t cheat on anyone, they will never be the same. Aside from trauma you’ll affect their future relationships and cause them to develop severe trust issues against the people they come in contact with. It’s wrong and it’s evil and it’s not fair when someone looks at you with happiness and brightness in their eyes and you hurt them in ways they’d never hurt you.

[yassmines-deactivated20161205]

my future lover: *strokes my cheek*

me: *is :-)*

me on the inside: ur clogging my pores…

[cheese24k]

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

[missjonesie99]

I don’t know what’s funnier, how she said physical activities or the snort.

[auncyen]

I love how she gradually loses it. She gives it her best try and then you can just hear where her composure starts breaking down.

[awwww-cute]

Horse Kisses (Source: http://ift.tt/2fngWx7)

[misterelguapo]

We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.

This is disgusting bigotry against Christians at its finest.

[imcisgender]

I love the part where this post never mentioned Christians but you saw the word homophobe and jumped to your own defense anyways.

[cas-swift]

[lesbians-run-the-world-deactiva]

If you are lucky enough to find a cute weirdo who loves you never let them go

[edating]

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea