Professional shitposter

[johncenasmixtape]

bukkake is technically a baby shower

[kool-aid-jammers-deactivated201]

[afewregretsmaybe]

Emergency room doctor: so how are you feeling?

Me, desperate to please everyone I meet: great! how are you?

[ecstasy-nv]

[low-spiritt]

[deathbypcy]

person: it was a little mistake! don’t beat yourself up about it

me:

[lyricsposting]

sugar, honey, ice and tea // Bring Me The Horizon

[stargirlweeknd]

“dude” but like romantically

[aracle]

“babe” but like platonically

[crypticwafflesandvhstapes-deact]

“Sweetheart” but like rivalry

[lestatsdelioncort]

DYING IN LA // PANIC! AT THE DISCO

[ash-ofpallet]

[lostintheligh-t-deactivated2026]

[xpatttsx]

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[colorfulbiscuithandsdiplomat]

“And then I felt sad because I realized that once people are broken in certain ways, they can’t ever be fixed, and that is something nobody ever tells you when you are young.”

~ Unknown