Tiktok

I don’t care if this doesn’t match the ‘vibe’ of the blog

Free Palestine 🇵🇸

liberalbartokas

TELL THAT TO HAMAS !! SH*T HEAD !!

featuringdantefromnocturne

I know I shouldn’t dignify this with a response but I hope you know that you support the killing of children, babies and tens of thousands of innocents

I’m an atheist, but if there’s a god you will have to stand before it and say that you supported Isreal

From the River to the Sea, Palestine will be free

🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

dailyquests

trans women deserve better. we are barely shown basic fucking decency irl online it doesnt matter where we are. it doesnt matter if we even move to a different website and it doesnt matter if people have to break data protection laws along the way - transmisogynists will stop at nothing to degrade and humiliate trans women to justify their abuse and convince you that "he- i mean it- i mean they deserved it".

please stand up for the trans women in your life because it did not start and certainly will not end with predstrogen.

stick to the gimmick

People’s rights are more important than gimmicks

AAH

unofficialvine

hey @tiktok-unofficial can i be your unofficial long lost relative who's probably dead that you've only heard about through weird stories from your parents

Absolutely, I long to be like you

acually-history

Hey guys! sorry to annoy you, but i made a numbered alphabetical list of the corp blogs+ other related blogs. (Most 'corp' blogs aren't corporations, they're businesses, franchises, brands etc.)

let me know if I missed anyone or made any mistakes!

(there is a continuation)

1. @actually-aldi

2. @actually-amazon

3. @amazon-officialblog

4. @applebees-honestly

5. @asda-real

6. @barnes-and-noble-official

7. @big-mayo-official

8. @bonafide-browser-brave

9. @chick-fil-a-unofficial

10. @claires-unofficial

11. @clippy-unofficial

12. @costa-official

13. @def-bjs-guys

14. @definitely-quicktrip

15. @definitely-spencers-gifts

16. @definitely-tor-browser-official

17. @disney-the-official

18. @duothelingo

19. @firehouse-subs-fr

20. @firefox-official

21. @fr-winn-dixie

22. @genuinely-germany

23. @im-the-real-roblox-i-swear

24. @incognito-mode-official

25. @its-target-official

26. @jack-in-the-box-official

27. @jollibee-real

28. @kfcfingerlickingood

29. @krita-the-artprogram

30. @life360-i-swear

31. @mcgeese

32. @nasa-real

33. @not-really-discord

34. @official-dairy-queen

35. @officially-ikea

36. @official-opera-gx

37. @operagxreal

38. @pinterest-real

40. @pizza-hut-unofficial

41. @pub-subs-forever

42. @realguitarcenter

43. @real-nokia-i-swear

44. @real-sephora

45. @royal-canadian-air-force

46. @speedway-official-unofficial

47. @spotify-kids-real

48. @subway-offical

49. @the-official-princess-club

50. @the-one-and-only-pornhub

51. @the-real-honda

You missed @burgerking-official (who is a real dickhead btw), @absolutely-tidal , @totally-bingle , @bingle-official , @totally-bing , @totally-tfl and probably more others

totally-bing

damn can't believe i, the most important and famous gimmick blog, got skipped over. is it even worth it chat

I was also missed

One sec lemme open my app

“Skibidi toilet sigma rizz gyatt level 100”

*grabs noose*

important-question-anon

i feel like i could come on here and confess to murder and you guys would be like "great job gabe ! you got his ass!"

important-question-anon

if this gets 10k notes i'll quit my job and find a better one

yandex-search-fr

LET'S GO.

@the-real-victorias-secret @the-actual-real-android @the-real-firefox @the-us-navy-offical @the-dunkin-of-dunkins @the-real-ytmusic @the-real-ecosia @the-true-internet-explorer @the-tumblur-searchbar @the-official-apple @the-one-and-only-duckduckgo @the-official-nasa @realhbomax @real-vivaldi-browser @realsafari @official-opera-gx @offcial-hoyoverse @official-dairy-queen @officially-ikea @officially-mcdonalds @official-microsoftedge @official-fedex @totally-ikea @totally-official-goodwill @totally-definitely-real-discord @totally-germany @totally-definitely-real-discord @officialtheunitedkingdom @official-the-united-states @russia-totallyofficial @totally-real-quotev-promise @totally-official-yahoo @totally-bingle @totally-bing @bingle-official @big-mayo-official @totally-mcdonalds @totally-microsoft @speedron @speedway-official-unofficial @pub-subs-forever @tiktok-unofficial @fr-winn-dixie @unofficial-copilot @unofficial-trader-joes @hot-topic-unofficial @walmart-the-official @rick-e-cheddar-official @yes-im-youtube-kids @yahooo-official

Tumblr isn't letting me tag more :(

Hi buddy

I yearn

What the fuck are you all doing here

I have been hired by @important-question-anon to try and figure out who their nemesis is and while I at first believed it to be an impossible task with some help from gabe we worked out we would need someone with a motive, someone who dislikes gabe.

You’re probably reading this thinking “who could possibly dislike gabe, he’s so cool and awesome”and while you are right about gabe’s coolness, there is somehow someone who doesn’t see gabe as the beacon of awesomeness that he is, well there were two people, but jersey mike deleted his blog before this took place so it couldn’t be him

So there was only one blog left who didn’t see gabes coolness and that’s @burgerking-official

Time and time again Burger King disrespected gabe, which is a crime in itself but it also evidence that they are his nemesis. Now I’m not just gonna tell you about this evidence I’ll show you it

BK was clearly an ‘asshat’ to gabe in Minecraft as well as demeaning him in the second image

Now this is not all, no sir

Wikipedia, gabe, and DuckDuckGo are enjoying the fact that they all speak Spanish and BK uses this as an opportunity to be a dickhead and lie about the English translation of what gabe is saying to try and piss him off

If BK is willing to spend all this effort to annoy have they would absolutely send some anon asks to be a prick and now that I’ve shown the evidence I would like to ask a jury of BK’s peers to decide their guilt (any corpo blogs reblog whether you think he’s guilty or not) if they are guilty I believe their sentence should be 2 months of shaming and a 2 week banishment (no one acknowledges their existence at all)

The final verdict will be decided in 15 hours

17:20 GMT

Please decide the guilt of BK by reblogging this post

small correction i didnt actually be an asshat to gabe in minecraft rather i was an asshat to dairy queen and then gabe got mad at me for that. also please dont banish me tumblr is one of my only sources of serotonin

The jury will decide your fate

Maybe you shouldn’t have been gabes nemesis

i didnt try to be anyones nemesis

redd-heavennx

guilty

i swear to god if you banish me i will find you and i will hurt you in ways you didnt know possible

Not helping your case