Judge, Jury, & Executioner

I'm here for my own amusement.

[tim-per-tantrum]

Hello yes, it's 2:00am and I'm crashing out, so I submit to you my boy Pinocchio, an offering to the universe if you will

[toqonym]

family meal deal with a rich inner life

[celenequinn]

[jacquistheripper]

lavonte’s work-husband is going through a mid-eternal life crisis, some random farmers market lesbian immediately called out his situationship, and he can’t run the dog for mayor. he’s really going through it.

[one-1-eye]

[unseenbox]

Wait you're telling me that people think ally beardsley and lou wilson don't know what queercoding is and did the entire vampire/queer metaphor entirely by accident.

Really? Smh smh.

[usernameyettocome]

big fan of these two

[jalapenyochips]

they've already got a guy! you know it!

(based on a cover of "Go For It, Nakamura!")

[ju-nebugg]

something about “we’ve done this dance before”

[bean-there-before]

okay what's going on with hj and lavonte is played for laughs but its SAD GUYS

like the idea that you get medicated for something that has been hurting your for such a long time and then your partner who you've been with for decades has to contend with the fact that you're different now and if you stay on the medications parts of yourself change and you have to worry about whether or not they will still love you even if you change and you getting better might lead to bad things between the two of you and now you're WORRIED?????

[asociallyawkwardduckling]

I love Bigfoot. master of Specifically Kumite!

[apufferfishy]

"Don't you get tired of reading the same scenarios of BloodyMary fanfic again and again?"

No.

60% of all Bloodymary fanfic: Grace and Rocky find a submarine floating in space...

Me: A SUBMARINE? tell me more

60% of all Bloodymary fanfic: Simon iron lung is there

Me: omg Simon iron lung is there

[dinodoggie]

This is how Project Hail Mary went, right?

I hope you enjoy this silly video, and have an AWESOME day!

[a-bottle-of-tyelenol]

i think grace is for those of us who are afraid and whose fear is seen as disgraceful. you are just as worthy of life as someone who is brave.

im so late to this so i doubt there is anything i can say that someone else has not already said but,,, idk its not often that you see a scared protagonist who is not seen as bad for being scared/cowardly

grace is human and that is the greatest thing about him

[sunsetconcert]

theres a billion funny things about sophie and nates relationship but the best one is literally the first scene they share

because nate is SO REPRESSED that for the entire first season his entire background is Dead Son, Bitter Alcoholic, and Worked At IYS. you dont even find out about his wife until the season finale. this man is not giving ANYTHING away. you learn more about *elliot goddamn spencer* than nate in season 1, and elliot is a fucking government black ops spook

but then in the first episode hes like "we need a new face, we need somebody the mark doesnt know... omg lets go get sophie <3 shes so wonderful and amazing shes the best criminal youve ever seen" just bragging about his Not-Wife to anybody who will listen

and sophies like No No I'm Honest Now

and nate says I'm Not

and sophie has this little headtilt of like. holy shit he wants to break the law i HAVE to fuck him now. and the conversation goes on and nate asks if shes in and sophies head fucking VIBRATES from how hard shes nodding her agreement

and meanwhile parker hardison and elliot have to pretend theyre not watching their boss have weird grifter mindgame sex in a dirty alleyway

[onegiantmeep]

brennan character bleed creating enmity between vampires and leprechauns but drawing the line at astrology

[ghost-writes00]

honestly i think markiplier was probably relieved to see that people aren't actually shipping him anywhere and are instead shipping a character he plays with another character, and that while we are joking and saying shit like "ohh I've fallen into the markiplier x Ryan gosling ship lol" no one is actually shipping the irl people together (and if people are doing that their keeping it quiet and far away from him)

i mean i was there for septaplier (idk if that's how you spell it, it's been years) and that was irl markiplier x irl jacksepticeye. this is not that, this is Simon x Ryland grace, two fictional characters.

that's probably why he's chill with it and joked about it. nobody is looking at his irl relationships and digging to find something you know.