Ain't no country boy quitter

she/they beantherebefore3 on ao3 i don't know what to put here I like Smosh, Dan and Phil, dropout, starkid, life series, Chappell Roan and other things Queer Free Palestine

[bean-there-before]

THEORY TIME

SPOILERS FOR EPISODE NINE OF CITY COUNCIL OF DARKNESS UNDER THE CUT

so that jack in the pines guy? he was the thing keeping the douglasses at bay

we're thinking they're either mages or werewolves

but honeslty something else would be really cool too

koschei's about to fuck things up

frankly i dont wnat him there and i dont think anyone does

im excited cause i think siobhan's gonna fuck someone again and its been a while

its been 1 episode i think

tbh it really threw me when her charm stuff didnt work with cody

that was wild

love that cody's still a vibe tho

i want that meeting with cody stat

i love cody

ive said this already

cody's my favorite character

get me whatever anxiety meds that guy's on

ooh and i think maya's a werewolf

cause she and cody are friends

and maybe the werewolves are chill

and the rivalry has actually been a fabricated social thing for so long and we're about to get a huge 'oh this system is fucked' thing and everythings gonna be great

[bean-there-before]

i dont fully know whats going on but i do know that siobhan's wearing eyeliner next episode so

[bean-there-before]

ARE. YOU. KIDDING. ME.

THATS HOW YOU END THE EPISODE

OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL

DUDE

KOSCHEI WE DONT WANT YOU

THE FUCK'S UP WITH THAT LIGHTING?????

[bean-there-before]

i think im in love with cody and im a lesbian

[bean-there-before]

[bean-there-before]

i feel like cody's consoling a crying toddler

"hey man, do you wanna bring it down?"

"do you guys wanna chat outside?"

"yeah, willie coop's a great dude"

[bean-there-before]

GOD.

DAMNIT.

THAT SCENE WITH THE FUCKASS OWL IS HOUSE BATCHILD ACCEPTS SHE'S A VAMPIRE?????? BITCH WHAT

[bean-there-before]

"its always about the thing you're hiding in the basement"

iM SORRY???????

GOD WHAT THE FUCK DAMN

JESUS CHRIST EMILY AXFORD

[bean-there-before]

there's nothing i love more than the way emily sometimes just looks as bat child because so often there's not much going on on her face but her eyes are so intense its wild

go back to that convrsation she had with herbert melvin and when she's talking about the zoo look at her face its the best thing ever

[bean-there-before]

the way this fuckass guy they beheaded in episode one keeps coming back up is killing me

[bean-there-before]

hj continuously trying to take his shirt off while lavonte pulls it back down over his body and then blocks his bare chest from his view meanwhile madelaine is just watching blatantly and supporting him

[bean-there-before]

byler teacher au but it's all their students being 100% convinced that mr wheeler and mr byers are dating because

the way they act

the way all the other teachers talk about them

the way they're always together

sometimes they leave in the same car and get to school in the same car

they're always finding excuses to be in each others' classrooms

they have a million gifts to each other (see: "mr. wheeler who made that painting?" "oh, will-i mean, mr. byers made that painting" "ooh" "no, none of that")

then eventually valentines day comes around and they're all so excited and they ask

"mr. byers, do you have a valentine?" and he's like "no" and they're all like "...what" and it turns out they weren't dating AT ALL

cue our rowdy group of protaganists trying to get them together without alerting any of the other teachers only for ms. mayfield to find them in the midst of their scheme and they all expect her to tell them to stop and to leave them alone, respect their boundaries, etc. etc. and she just goes "oh finally, how can i help?"

it works obviously

[miwiheroes]

remember when ted wheeler was thrown through mikes closet, destroying it? remember the 10000 times mike was associated with closet imagery so ppl made like 100 posts on the subject with examples from other tv shows with queer characters?

[drizzledrawings]

So good at feeling not so good at expressing

[a-study-in-bullshit]

"I love you , I'm glad we're friends"

[ssentinl]

art teacher will who pulls the “my partner” card one day and then his students spend the rest of the year until one day while will’s teaching, english teacher mike walks into the art room, head down in his book and fully unaware that will in fact is teaching a class right now, goes, “hey babe, can you—” someone in the back gasps and mike’s head perks up and finds himself in a room full of high school students.. will drops his head into his hands and gives a fond sigh before going, “yes, darling.”

[bean-there-before]

there's nothing better than when you say something around a friend and you don't think they'll vibe with it and then they say something that fits your vibes so well and you're like "how have we not been friends forever"