"I saw your browser history."
"Do you even know what youâre doing?"
"Weâve already tried this."
"You donât even know what youâre doing."
"Beyonce isnât that great."
"How many times do I have to tell you?"
"You have five secondsâŚ"
"I donât even know who you are."
"Didnât your parents ever tell you that?"
"Is this where you live?"
"⌠Why are your hands down your pants?"
"Youâre late on child support."
"You never go ass to mouth."
"One ring to rule them allâŚ"
"He doesnât even go here!"
"Did you just take that?"
"Itâs your turn to do the dishes."
"Were you going through my computer?!"
"You need to be honest with yourself, no one likes Nickelback."
"I know youâre having an affair."
"Voldemort isnât dead."
"I canât believe itâs over."
"How high are you right now?"
"Itâs not necessary to replace you, youâre not missed."
"Why do you think we never worked out?"
"Youâre the most ridiculous person I know."
"Iâm having an affair."
"Snoop Dog just came into the diner."
"You said we could get a puppy."
"You ordered a moon bounce?"
"Meeting your mother changed my life."
"Janitorâs closet NOW."
"Do you want to get a drink sometime?"
"Your resilience is comparable to that of a cockroach."
"I was on an episode of Cops once."
"Weâre alone out here, you know?"
"Why did you invite me to your wedding?"
"Youâre the master of excuses."
"Did you hire a stripper?"
"I just got out of jail."
"I know you donât want to be with me anymore."
"Youâve been in that same exact spot since 9 this morning."
"Thereâs plenty of fish in the sea."
"I canât believe itâs you."
"Weâre getting evicted."
"I wrote you a letter⌠Every single day."
"Theyâre going to kill me."
"You had sex with a serial killer."
"I didnât love you anyways."
"That was the worst day ever."
"That was the best day ever."
"Is this your first date?"
"Iâve never been kissed before."
"I canât see you anymore."
"Whatâre you here for?"
"Itâs always been you."
"If this were a movieâŚ"
"Youâre better off without me.â
"Iâm better off without you."
"Youâre like a freaking Taylor Swift song."
"Thatâs the worst advice Iâve ever heard."
"Well you donât see that everyday."