[public-universal-sister]

Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken

[b-0-ngripper]

[godisafujoshi]

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

[nick-nonya]

woa

[bathroomcube]

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

ground control to crazy frog

[thowawayuntilfurthernotice]

Said it a year ago and I’ll say it again.

Pirate all your favorite shows, movies and games while you still have the chance.

Oh, and never stop supporting physical media.

[midnightnautilus]

whistles

trips

Oh no!! I just tripped Over this rock in The Garden! They really need to put up some kind of Wall… and I dropped my Link all over the ground…

I really need To Watch where I’m going, geez…

[10001gecs]

got so high I got scared and had to get out of the car to calm down and a coyote immediately sprinted out of the underbrush and stalked towards me

[10001gecs]

i was like ok im a little too high and immediately there were beasts.

[anxiousangerball]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but

YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!

STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!

YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!

THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!

[boyrot]

boy it's me the textiles speaking to you inside your head. you need the yarn. you need thread. your soul hungers to participate in the act of creation. you must feed it. you must buy so many beads.

[fidelcostco]

getting into some couple's one-off unicorn hunting situation and ruining their lives by making them fall in love with me and out of love with each other and destroying their relationship so I ultimately get custody of their children so I can raise them to be eco-terrorists

[soosee]

my beautiful princess with a disorder

[problemsleuth]

i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.

[problemsleuth]

unbutton your shirt and show off some cleavage and wear some sexy underwear and maybe then youll feel better.

[problemsleuth]

everything alright over there champ?

[stellarsoular]

[sissicore]

"HIKARU"

[fagstaynight]

Just took the MBTI and apparently im the new 17th personality type “The dicksucking gay elf”

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

anyway in case you don’t know it yet

[i-add-sources]

ChatGPT banned in Italy over privacy concerns

The country's data-protection regulator has serious privacy concerns over the technology.

Not only is this true, Italy’s privacy watchdog fined OpenAI for 15 million euros in late 2024.

[musapylsa]

new art trend 🍎🍎🍎

[klapollo]

"I'm just a swirl" -ice cream cone who uses TikTok

[klapollo]

easy website my ass

[cassettetapecryptid]

me when my horse named website nips my ass

[nixpunk]

people aren't even getting a little bit genghis khan anymore. you guys used to love getting a little bit genghis khan

[jerkingoffmydick]

my landlord wont stop bothering me abut some made up shit called "rent". im too busy jerking off my dick to give a shit

[twiggalina-the2nd]