Let the angels -testify-

We all live on. They're probably not happy with what I've done, but the plan was a complete success. I regret nothing. Let's move on now, shall we? [[ Indie Dirk RP Blog. 17/post ]]

[oldsilvertongue-of-asgard-blog]

When people actually read your plot/headcanons

[themaid-of-stream-deactivated20]

To all the RPers in tumblr, if you reblog this, you'll get a free drawing of your muse in your inbox.

[marionetteofadifferentcolor-blog]

Whaaaaaaaaaaat~? You don’t like it??? I think it fits you well!!!

Ooh! Lots of people seem to have had dolls of me! Its so weird and flattering!

[timaeuslogos]

I'm honestly not sure whether or not to take that as an insult. Not even touching the Doo-Waps, I don't really think "Dirky" suits me? Though I guess you can call me whatever you like. I don't think it was so much intended to be a doll of you, as there are simply consistencies and parallels between the varying iterations of reality, and your identity seems to be most commonly represented by a puppet? It's just a theory, admittedly. I've only been around the block once or twice, I'm not especially familiar with this game. Heh. I can see how that would be flattering, though. A lot of the alternates of my Bro I've seen around are used to an older version of me, and they seem to generally idolize him. It's pretty flattering too.

[marionetteofadifferentcolor-blog]

Uh huh. Suuuuuuuure, Dirky Doo~

If you say so. Heh, I’m Cal, nice to meet you.

[timaeuslogos]

... Dirky Doo.

Nice to meet you, Cal. I used to have a pretty cash puppet, Li'l Cal, or the C-Man as he'd usually be referred to, by that name. I had him as far back as I can remember, too. So, how's it hanging with you tonight?

[marionetteofadifferentcolor-blog]

Awww! You’re being so cute!!!!~

[timaeuslogos]

This is utter blasphemy. I'm not sure if we've met, but my name's Dirk Strider, and I'm about the furthest thing from cute a guy can manage. Insanely off the hook rad, out of this world cool, some stoic, enigmatic piece of work, sure, you can drop all that shit and it'll still be legit. Finest ass around? You know it. But cute? I think you're out of your mind, man.

[timaeuslogos]

somnatic liked your post: If I just leave this here, and otherwise don’t...

marionetteofadifferentcolor liked your post: If I just leave this here, and otherwise don’t...

I've been caught. Maybe if I just leave a few lines, and a little gif here, they won't notice I noticed them noticing me...

[timaeuslogos]

If I just leave this here, and otherwise don't post anything, no one will notice I'm online, right?

[awesomeliciousnessness]

[timaeuslogos]

justplainenglish replied to your post: Since I’m not even remotely capable of notifying...

Not to say that im not beholden to the additional greeting but we are already getting acquainted you obtuse fricker! Ill be getting back to you shortly dirk cross my heart.

Take your time. I'm offline in a second and tend to be absent in some pretty intense spurts, trying to sort out some shit that's been hailing all over a fineass Broderick's desu hair, I just wanted to make sure no one failed to be alerted. Traditionally, reblogs don't update tags, so they're a bitch to track. Poor programming. It's a sad, sad world we're confined to without the liberty of a truly digital state.

[indigenceinexcusable]

D —> Circumstances unique to my e%istence

D —> And his as well, really D —> Have allowed me to meet him more than once D —> He was an e%ceptionally important figure in Alternian history D —> Tasked with e%ecuting hereti% and treasonous individuals D —> Though I D —> Do not feel it is my place to fully elaborate on what he is most famous for

D —> Though you phrase it differently than I would D —> I have to agree D —> The company can prove surprising, but D —> Any contact at all is welcome

[timaeuslogos]

Y'know, you come off as too somber sometimes. I admit it doesn't interfere with your unique, well, gravity, let's be straight, but... It leaves something to be desired. Formerly, when it would come to matters such as that, with Jane or Jake or Roxy, I would start establishing means by which to help you work on that shit.

I'm glad you agree, though I figured you would. I've deemed your sentimentality endearing. You can't escape the tug of the Strider ways, bro. Just succumb.

[timaeuslogos]

Since I'm not even remotely capable of notifying those relevant without a separate post, some things came up, but I've gotten back to some very old threads, in case anyone is actually interested in them. Otherwise don't mind me, just laying all the options out for people. JustPlainEnglish Wixxards aroxalypse MarionetteOfADifferentColor I still owe that Rufioh guy, [and IndigenceInexcusable in all likelihood (presuming I don't reply before bed, and that he doesn't then reply after that while I'm off) ], mostly because I couldn't discern how to parse my own girth, so I'll get on that as soon as I can, but in the mean time. One more follower and AR's going to be choking out another monstrosity of a welcome post. Hold that number and save us all some damage, I'll open with a greeting when I get back on. I think the levels of pretentious he conveys are a little excessive, but it's his own business. My only real concern is if I've encouraged this behavior with my own somehow...

[timaeuslogos]

Munday? More like Twelve-mun ACTUALLY LOGS TEH FUCK IN FOR TWO SECONDS DAY,,,,,

I GUESS IT IS THAT TIME OF KNIGHTBLOGGING AGAIN, where I am too tired to use better judgment!!! :D So for Munday some five or ten minutes ago, depending on how long I spend typing this, let's discuss TWELVE-MUN'S OTHER HOBBIES!!!! Today's hobby is ART!!!!

This shitty iPhone pic is of some headshot doodles I did a few days ago!! Here we have Dirk Strider, one at about fifteen or sixteen, and one at about twenty-three! They were done for an email DirkJake roleplay I am doing with a dear friend of mine around my classes and other shenanigans! The younger incarnation isn't actually the genuine article, but more of a sultry, volatile, straight-forward dickish parody Jake's mind invented to punish himself.

C: It's a p boss RP. They're gonna get married and live happily ever after. Y'know, sometime after they stop hating each other and Dirk gets over his emotional shutdown and Jake recovers from his psychosomatic limp.

It includes all of the most important headcanons, like freckles, SUPER dumb and undrawable hair, and  if I squint really hard then also expressive eyes! Yey! \o/

(Knightblogging is still my excuse okay??)

And that's more shit to know about Twelve-mun and his shenanigans. C:

[timaeuslogos]

[[ -eats popcorn and avidly watches the drama unfold- I will have to check in on this when I log on next!!! 0: ]]

[thestridebackmachine]

tizz/jizz same diff its basically something you dont want to get all up in ok

unless thats your sort of thing which i respect

all im saying is that a couple of chumps thought that breeding a cross between a gecko and some obscenely overripe bulbous plant would sell millions of games to also-chump kids around the world

and it worked it worked so horribly well that theres literally no kid who hasnt been graced/tainted by the awesome visage of the pikachu/ash duo and if there is thats just sad and i mean that in the most unironic sense ever

the joke is that i dont actually give a fuck what else is new

[timaeuslogos]

The massive contradiction which is every iteration of Dave Strider henceforth will, granted any luck, never cease to amaze me. If I could stop making parallels though, my life would instantly become immensely less entertaining. If you're legitimately that invested in the IDEGAF Empire, what's your motivation for putting that much into the matter? Especially at my obvious disinterest. If you were trying to cause a stir amongst your followers and start some shit so they'd stop being boring fuck-offs that would be one thing, sure, but to keep toting the same in a private conversation with me? I'd critique your impression of ironic vs "unironic" as well, but the matter seems a moot point. Not gonna lie though man, as much as I can in return respect your failure to understand, the manbro Bukkake theater special is an exceptional way for a guy to get off under the right circumstances. I admit it takes a particular set of kinks to be worth indulging, though, a set I don't actually believe I personally engage, but the validity is as unquestionable as the intercrural of any sweaty bodypillow the world over. It's an inevitability of sexuality, man. A nice faceful of jizz really only mandates an appropriate lead-in to be more than worth its weight in unborn infants.

[thestridebackmachine]

who said anything about workin up into tizzies ill let you know that ive been trapped in the confines of a veritable tizz-famine for the last five years

peasants be flogging themselves in order to invoke the blessed fuck of dave strider but it aint happening suckers there is no fuck left to be given

[timaeuslogos]

Yeah, I had to read that at least twice not to come up with "ass famine" every time "tizz" came up on the word search, and that didn't keep "jizz" from trying to sneak its way in there. So you're chill. I see. My most sincere brodolences for the vigor with which your fucks are refusing to even show face for publicity reasons to this shit. Hey, with any luck you'll make out like the Tin Man and be better for the act. If you're preaching the honey badger routine though, maybe take a pill and stop assuming everyone's the hairline trigger little daddy-dearest said you'd never grow up to be. I don't know about most Strider's, but I'm not really one to be calling shit when there's no shit to be called. It was just pokemon man.

[thestridebackmachine]

dont hate just cuz you aint got the game to take a flame

\m/

[timaeuslogos]

Quaint little boys who misinterpret. Cool your jets, captain. I was just supplying an adequately condescending little accent for your trite "burns". As entertaining as watching an argument about first-gen pokemon is, there isn't really a good way for me to get involved. Ain't no one workin' themselves into a tizzy around these parts but you, cowboy.

[justplainenglish]

Ive no idea what youre talking about ill be the first to admit it but im hardly in contention that you can be awfully pretentious from time to time heh heh. Highfalutin aside though dirk its great to hear from you. Youre doing well enough i presume?

[timaeuslogos]

Then I will rest assured at least that AR still does an impeccable impression of my ostentatious tendencies. Hey, a little pretense never killed a guy. Most bros and broettes aren't really reading this shit, so pretense is really the only way to make sure the right level of depth is being conveyed, even if it's sailing right the fuck over their heads. I'm well enough. I had some chicken tonight, that shit was pretty good. And yourself? Being an alternate of my best bro, I can't imagine you being particularly good at doing poorly. The English lineage has never struck me much as one of docile suffering, so I think the worst you could conceivably present is one of an uphill struggle toward perfection.