ice cannot unmelt

Shrodinger's Kang Nate He/They

[moncrieff-deactivated20180121]

the fall (detail)

alan stephens foster (1892-1969)

[timcsarrow]

None of you were cordially invited to my nuptials.

[battlebradley]

Not even me?

[timcsarrow]

You don’t get invited to your own wedding,.

[zippytwin]

What’ up fuckers?

I GOT MARRIED

[timcsarrow]

None of you were cordially invited to my nuptials.

[femalepentimento]

Robert Mapplethorpe - Two Men Dancing (1984)

[thenextweb]

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

take a fucking microchip babes

[timcsarrow]

me at home: oh my god i lvoe history im G Onna STICK T H E ENTIRE TREATY OF VERSAILLES UP MY ASS

me when i get history homework: please delete history

[kibibarel]

my host mom in Japan referred to her Roomba as “Roomba-san” and when it would get stuck she would just look over it and softly say “ganbatte, Roomba-san…ganbatte” as it made distressed beeping noises at her

[astromechapunk]

Future Fashion

[snorelaks]

yes babe, the heelys are off this time I promise, please come back to bed

*rips sheets off to reveal the heelys are still on* I fucking lied the swag never stops

[vilelambarchive]

black & gold

[therudecouture-deactivated20181]

[lolkxtie]

[theredwonder]

@xgodofstoriesx

[rockymountaingothic]

yes but how do I know that you’re dating me for my heart and not for my international criminal empire

[entropy-archive-blog]

because your international criminal empire is what you do, and not who you are

[rockymountaingothic]

that is so sweet I might just stab someone

[jame7t]

spray bottle, bayonet attachment

[carnelianfoxx]

disinfects and stabs the germs

[samtoairmissile]

The spray kills 99.99% of germs The bayonet kills the 0.01%

[kc5rings]

Sprayonet

[timcsarrow]

Only one of my fiances reblogged the post from me.... hurt.... my fragile ego is broken....

[wormget]

Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.