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secunit accompanying one of mensah’s kids to their school dance as their date “for security reasons” and it obviously has to play the part so they have matching outfits and corsages and of course amena demands pictures. and it ends up winning prom queen

transcarcinization

little bows……

#lol #The Murderbot Diaries

copper-evie

he plays some magical tunes fr trust

#Bunny

yearofdoodles

YAY FOR 500 FOLLOWERS THATS HUGE CONGRATS!!!!!! 🎉 maybe for doodle requests, mb in some colourful clothes? presaux or art gifted them to it perhaps? dealers choice if it actually likes them or not

It definitely likes them

#omfg #The Murderbot Diaries

slothful-rabbit

I laughed so fucking hard at this

Hello!

Howdy!

I’d like, uh, two normal rolls.

Sure thing!

And one with the… With the pumpkin seeds.

Which do you mean?

The one with the… With the seeds.

What are they called?

Uhm… A, uh, “crunchy pumpky.”

Sure thing. Would you like anything else?

Uhh… I’ll also take a, uh… A… A Nutella donut…?

Unfortunately, I don’t know at all what you mean…

A… One of those right there!

You really must tell me, what’s it called??

I… I’m… I’m a dumb piece of shit.

Sure thing! Anything else?

That one there?

You know what you need to do. [Here she switches from the formal, customer service voice to addressing him casually and familiarly.]

I… I’m a little greedy pig, oink oink?

Do it!

[grunts like a pig]

That comes to €13.50, please! Have a beautiful day!

Hello! I’d like an “I hate my father” and two “I have a small willi—” [The word that gets cut off is Pimmel, an un-sexy term for penis.]

#Video #im kinda proud of myself #i remembered some german all the way from highschool #over a decade ago

awzominator

Saw this post and immediately had to make it Murderbot related sorry everyone it’s fit it so well

#The Murderbot Diaries

zombblehh

Shout out to the autistic who’s abilities have regressed as they’ve gotten older.

“You didn’t used to be like this when you were a kid.” I know please don’t remind me

theconcealedweapon

"This never bothered you when you were a kid."

Yes it did. I just let it slide because I was taught that I'm "too sensitive" anytime something bothered me. But now I'm finally standing up for myself.

"You never struggled with this when you were a kid."

Yes I did. I just burned myself out in order to do it so I wouldn't be punished. But now I'm accepting myself enough to not force myself to do what I was never meant to do.

countessravengrey

"You didn't have these problems when you were younger."

Yes, I did. I just spent my child/teen years with structured institutions like school while not having to worry about whether I had a roof over my head or food to eat and spent my early adult years using up every bit of adrenaline I will ever have to ignore the fact that I've been chronically burnt out my whole life.

art-of-a-space-duck

A little Murdercat and Purrihelion to go with my Murdercat and Meowsah drawing.

#ooo #The Murderbot Diaries

razielim

i miss tapan and don abene

like not in the "reread AC and RP" way (i do that plenty) but in the "where are they? would they still recognize murderbot with the colored longer hair and the relaxed posture if they got a glimpse of it moving through a crowd with tula clinging to its chest and sofi's small hand in its hand?"

if it ran into them again, would murderbot finally learn better than to think the polycule only trusted it and felt safe with it bc they thought it was an augmented human?

if it ran into them again, would murderbot finally learn better than to think the don abene and her team only trusted it and felt safe with it bc they thought it was under a human's control?

o)-( i love the side characters in this series soooo much

#YESsssss #The Murderbot Diaries

throwusaboner

was thinking about rapport and how much art has the vibe of a teenage girl laying on her bed kicking her feet and writing in a diary about her new friend she made and. in trying to map that image onto a fuck off huge spaceship my brain offered me a vision of a fighter jet blushing and tilting its wing flap dealies. obviously i don't think spaceships have wing flap dealies but. art talking to iris about murderbot and she looks out a porthole and there's like a satellite or a sensor or something tilting back and forth and she's just immediately transported back in time to being 14 and talking about crushes at sleepovers

#The Murderbot Diaries

storm-of-feathers

yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.

storm-of-feathers

I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.

zinesbycee

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

@coffingamer

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

manuciruja

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

smadsel

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

smadsel

that’s not the whole flag, now is it