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valtsv

if i could turn into an eel. well that'd be ideal.

valtsv

haha ideel. idEEL.,

valtsv

im mentally ill

valtsv

...............mentally eel........

valtsv

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still-godless-david

For “routine behavior violations”, read “for just being kids”.

just-shower-thoughts

For all that mars knows, its having a robot invasion.

bigbruthag

royallyprincesslilly

Reblog for anyone who needs this.

donotusetheinternet-deactivated

if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know

a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going

wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that

they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not

a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting

a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed

if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now

young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it

letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day

sad-gay-potato

I wanna know who did this research.

donotusetheinternet-deactivated

well, i did!

meinenaffenhosen

in the interest of science, have tested & can confirm

brunhiddensmusings

people surprised we domesticated wolves apperantly dont realize we were made for each other, like two halves of one larger dork organism

arsonistblue

I can back all of this up, wolves are in fact Fucking Dorks and will not hesitate to try and stick their tongue in your mouth. Also, you know when you go to your friend’s house and their Big Fucking Dog jumps and puts their paws on your shoulders? Yep, wolves do that too. Except they’re twice the size. They will push you over excitedly and then get confused as to whomst the fuck pushed you over.

odin-n-out

So finals have got me down and I’ve decided all I want for christmas is to be as happy as jeff goldblum in a multi-colored cat sweater

odin-n-out

We are….less than close to our goal…..

odin-n-out

WOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHH WE’RE HALFWAY THERE

odin-n-out

OH MY GOD

odin-n-out

Hey everyone I just want to say

We did it

marmitewarlock

Live your dreams 2k18

welele

Audio pls

sassysaidie

someone caption this

glob-bob

Winged eyeliner

deathbydyingpod

Picture this: A gentle thunderstorm rumbles outside. You curl up in your coffin-shaped bed, Chopin’s Nocturnes playing from a warped record player. A man-eating cat naps on your lap as you read the latest obits in The Evening Post by candlelight. Your cat licks your hand, but you’re mostly sure he won’t eat you. He just loves you.