Erebus’s Aeturnum

Erebus/Eternatus/Pandinus

[timeless-eternatus]

This is all just too much fun.~

[timeless-eternatus]

Hm.

Time for my end of the bargain.~

[timeless-eternatus]

I am so delightfully close. A single hair’s width away to getting what I want… I must remain patient. But… soon.

[timeless-eternatus]

How dastardly, I owe Solaris that favor soon… humiliating. I should have been wiser than to fall within his debt. How astigmatic of me!

[timeless-eternatus]

I don’t think you’re doing a good job of resting bestie you’re up shittalking your ex

As if he was not doing the same of me! I have no need for petty squabble. I am returning to my slumber, if you do not mind.~

[timeless-eternatus]

@furby-yeehaw Oh, is that so? Well, I must say that my interest is piqued.~

[timeless-eternatus]

I don’t think you’re doing a good job of resting bestie you’re up shittalking your ex

As if he was not doing the same of me! I have no need for petty squabble. I am returning to my slumber, if you do not mind.~

[timeless-eternatus]

Are you having fun with the homoerotic tension there buddy

Absolutely. Alas, I will leave him to his own devices, as I am busy resting my weary head.~

[eternal-khronos]

Well, well. Look who has gone and found themselves a mortal, after a hundred millennia. It would seem than you are just now starting your little game of catch-up, Khronos.~🦂

I needn’t any of your incessant sass, Eternatus. I have not “found” myself anything. Unlike you, I seem to be able to process the mere thought of a selfless deed.

[timeless-eternatus]

My, a bit touchy, are we? Tsk tsk, I was merely leaving you a compliment.~

Of course when you have been ruling over the lives of mortals for ages, such petty achievements usually go unnoticed. You should be thankful.~

[eternal-khronos]

On the contrary, your rampant dictation and favoritism is the very reason your eldest chose to live his life amongst mortals. Be thankful he does not remember anything but that life.

I do not think you need any more enemies than you have already amassed.

[timeless-eternatus]

What an onerous soilsport you are. If you thought that I would truly care about such a thing, you are wrong. The way that he chose to live his life as a human was foolish and numbered his days, yes, but the boy would never listen to me anyway.~

You must be so proud of your little sons there. It would seem they turned out greater than the sum of their parts.~

[eternal-khronos]

You have cursed the young man with painful feelings and memories left over from a life that he will never recall. Perhaps it is time to atone for your actions. Though I can only imagine that your selfish process of thinking does not allow you to take such responsibilities.

[timeless-eternatus]

As soon as he chose rebirth as a mortal, his life and decisions were outside my area of jurisdiction. A pitiful life he went on to lead, anyway. Now, if you will excuse me, I must return to my beauty sleep. Do tell the other deities I bid my hellos.~

[eternal-khronos]

Well, well. Look who has gone and found themselves a mortal, after a hundred millennia. It would seem than you are just now starting your little game of catch-up, Khronos.~🦂

I needn’t any of your incessant sass, Eternatus. I have not “found” myself anything. Unlike you, I seem to be able to process the mere thought of a selfless deed.

[timeless-eternatus]

My, a bit touchy, are we? Tsk tsk, I was merely leaving you a compliment.~

Of course when you have been ruling over the lives of mortals for ages, such petty achievements usually go unnoticed. You should be thankful.~

[eternal-khronos]

On the contrary, your rampant dictation and favoritism is the very reason your eldest chose to live his life amongst mortals. Be thankful he does not remember anything but that life.

I do not think you need any more enemies than you have already amassed.

[timeless-eternatus]

What an onerous soilsport you are. If you thought that I would truly care about such a thing, you are wrong. The way that he chose to live his life as a human was foolish and numbered his days, yes, but the boy would never listen to me anyway.~

You must be so proud of your little sons there. It would seem they turned out greater than the sum of their parts.~

[eternal-khronos]

Well, well. Look who has gone and found themselves a mortal, after a hundred millennia. It would seem than you are just now starting your little game of catch-up, Khronos.~🦂

I needn’t any of your incessant sass, Eternatus. I have not “found” myself anything. Unlike you, I seem to be able to process the mere thought of a selfless deed.

[timeless-eternatus]

My, a bit touchy, are we? Tsk tsk, I was merely leaving you a compliment.~

Of course when you have been ruling over the lives of mortals for ages, such petty achievements usually go unnoticed. You should be thankful.~

[timeless-eternatus]

Are they just now figuring this out?

[timeless-eternatus]

Did the fact that I have an ominous red glow seeping out from between my segmented, blue, crystalline extremities not cue them in?

[timeless-eternatus]

Are they just now figuring this out?

[toastbutteregg]

[prokopetz]

Thesis: NBC!Hannibal Lecter is not a vampire, but he is absolutely a dracula.

[hieronymus-botch]

Does “a dracula” just mean “a rich prick who kills people, but in a refined, highbrow way”? Because that certainly fits.

[prokopetz]

Essential qualities of a dracula:

Classy and urbane, but in a way that’s always about ten degrees askew of how a real human being would behave  

Engages in a variety of ritualistic actions that have no clear purpose beyond being conspicuously weird  

Maintains a large and well-appointed household in spite of the incongruous total or near-total lack of any visible household staff  

Has a super complicated backstory which is literally never relevant to the actual plot  

Makes it incredibly obvious that they’re the baddie, but it takes forever for the principal characters to figure it out because they’re all idiots  

Has a predilection for shitty wordplay  

Eats people

[timeless-eternatus]

…Okay. I get it.

[timeless-eternatus]

my bad dragula by rob zombie

Still no. But I was willing to take credit for it.

[timeless-eternatus]

are you…. dracula

No

[timeless-eternatus]

Oh no.