Oh, that’s the context.
good dad

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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Oh, that’s the context.
good dad
Where have all the good men gone, and where are all the gods?
To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause
i never got why kids shouldn’t swear, like if a little kid walked past me and went “aw fuck i dropped my popsicle” i would laugh until i needed an ambulance
full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease
That enough Tumblr for today
log back on and read my post you son of a bitch
Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying
She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”
I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”
AFRAID OF WHAT??
She entered the Home of Phobia and wasn’t even scared
thank you to every single fucking person on this god forsaken site that has ever posted your own art or writing. You really put a vulnerable, important part of yourself out in the open on the hellscape that is the internet and if that isnt an act of bravery and a labor of love I dont know what one is
This post right up here is the singular reason why i know the difference between the envy and the jealousy in english. Always reblog!
no one should be killed for it but i hate this homework
So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom
It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education
602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡
Horne said two staff members are sorting through the calls, and two investigators are working on credible leads.
and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up
make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll
So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇
wuold u still love me if i escaped my enclosure
yeah sure. wait why are you in the hallway
im just hanging out
merry ides of march
quick, caesar is facing away, get him!
head 🗡
neck 🗡
back 🗡
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booty 🗡
leg 🗡
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foot? 🗡
....but.... why?
To quote Cave Johnson: "Science isn't about why, it's about WHY NOT!"
I want a knife gun.
For an updated Ides of March
The Ides of March: Reloaded
brutus is back and this time….. he doesn’t need the whole senate
SPARTAN-II Blue Team + animal symbols
Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.
everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”
A witch with remote consiousnesd