TimelyThief

Sup!

[sandandglass]

[rillegas08]

Oh, that’s the context.

[rustiieldritch]

good dad

[shencomix]

[timemachineyeah]

Where have all the good men gone, and where are all the gods?

To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause

[fadingallaway]

i never got why kids shouldn’t swear, like if a little kid walked past me and went “aw fuck i dropped my popsicle” i would laugh until i needed an ambulance

[bunniope]

full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

[yosaplyop-deactivated20230729]

That enough Tumblr for today

[bunniope]

log back on and read my post you son of a bitch

[wlwriot]

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

[wlwriot]

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

[wlwriot]

I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”

AFRAID OF WHAT??

[boopednose]

She entered the Home of Phobia and wasn’t even scared

[lets-play-gwent]

thank you to every single fucking person on this god forsaken site that has ever posted your own art or writing. You really put a vulnerable, important part of yourself out in the open on the hellscape that is the internet and if that isnt an act of bravery and a labor of love I dont know what one is

[catchymemes]

[silly-jellyghoty]

This post right up here is the singular reason why i know the difference between the envy and the jealousy in english. Always reblog!

[hungwy]

no one should be killed for it but i hate this homework

[hungwy]

[cannabiscomrade]

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

Horne said two staff members are sorting through the calls, and two investigators are working on credible leads.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

[neko-setsuka]

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

[tooies]

wuold u still love me if i escaped my enclosure

[yossyislandd]

yeah sure. wait why are you in the hallway

[tooies]

im just hanging out

[daphnedumauriwhore-deactivated2]

merry ides of march

[severalowls]

quick, caesar is facing away, get him!

head 🗡

neck 🗡

back 🗡

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booty 🗡

leg 🗡

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foot? 🗡

Voting ended onMar 16, 2023

[dreamingdeadly]

[luisonte]

....but.... why?

[thewisemankey]

To quote Cave Johnson: "Science isn't about why, it's about WHY NOT!"

[vlanderzine]

I want a knife gun.

[vivcaprica]

For an updated Ides of March

[deceptive-owls]

The Ides of March: Reloaded

brutus is back and this time….. he doesn’t need the whole senate

[117--087]

SPARTAN-II Blue Team + animal symbols

[moringmark]

[billciipher]

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”

[timelythief]

A witch with remote consiousnesd