😌

[suns-up-bunshine-deactivated202]

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

[johnnycrass]

you’re in her DMs I’m taking a walk until I get scared

[catchymemes]

[wraithpoet]

I cry a lot more than I used to. things really get to me now, like listening to old songs about young love and realising its all so brief. but at the same time love has always been and will always be.

[thesmutgoddess]

imagine the worst version of yourself... and become her

[inlovewiththeteachertc]

Do you ever find yourself sounding really creepy? Like: “I wonder what he’s doing right now”… Girl, calm down

[daydreamingaurora]

i'm just shy don't mind me i can love you more than this

[c3rvida3]

I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”

Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.

[drivablecar]

If anyone ever does this to me I’ll call them out on being a con artist.

[c3rvida3]

Joke’s on you, buddy. That’ll only have consequences the first, what, couple dozen times? I can take a punch.

But then eventually, I’ll have money for the bike, and whenever I get called out, I’ll just speed off, and, sure, maybe I crash and die in a gutter and the police can’t figure out why I have hundreds of fake phone numbers stuffed in my jacket and it launches a huge investigation that becomes sort of a local legend, but you know whose problem that is? Not fucking mine.

Because I’m a slutty motorcycle ghost, and who’s gonna’ stop me then? The ghost cops? Nice try. Everybody knows cops can’t become ghosts because they just go straight to hell. It’s basic math.

[drivablecar]

Moral of the story, don’t be a con artist or you will die in a horrible accident and become a lonely ghost.

[c3rvida3]

First of all, don’t you ever accuse me of having morals, narrative or otherwise, ever again.

And second, where did I say I’d be lonely? I’d be a ghost on a motorcycle. That’s the sexiest thing that there is. You look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn’t bone Ghostrider. Look me in the goddamn eyes.

[firstlovesuggestions]

I want to make hot chocolate for you.

[tfjvinyl]

me, every time i come across a post listing the symptoms of adhd:

[artissijamm]

[for-mi-ca-tion]

The ADHD community actually encourages self-diagnosis, especially in adults! It is hard or even impossible to get diagnosed with adult ADHD if you weren’t diagnosed as a child because the medical system sucks. And if your psych doesn’t work in pediatrics then you probably know more about ADHD and how it affects you than they do.

[blackatdp]

As someone who has struggled with ADHD my whole life, like...

Even if you don’t have it, learning more about it and about yourself is never a bad thing. And if you relate to lots of posts, then that usually leads to you finding ways to cope with ADHD traits or difficulties... So in the end more “brain-hacking” knowledge is shared for things like time blindness or executive dysfunction. And that helps people, ADHD or not.

Sharing is caring, y’all.

[househunting]

80s bathroom aesthetic

[podencos]

Never rolled a joint ;(

How old are you?

Hot girls don’t have to roll their own joints, doesn’t matter how old we are!

[teenagerposts]

I can’t picture anyone daydreaming about me. I can’t picture someone thinking about me when they’re laying in bed before they fall asleep. I can’t picture anyone telling their friends about me. I can’t picture anyone getting butterflies because I hugged them, or even just because I made eye contact with them. I can’t picture someone smiling because my name lit up their phone. I just can’t.

[quotemadness]

“You have a place in my heart no one else ever could have.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald (via quotemadness)

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Damn baby that iron defiencincy looks so sexy on you… hey wake up

[pinklovehearts]

noo don’t faint ur so pretty haha

[yandere-cutie]

💟 pleaѕe don'т leave, ι‘м noт ιnѕane 💟

[yandere-awakening]

You're not allowed to be excited over anything but me, you're not allowed to be jealous over anything but me, you're not allowed to be possessive over anything but me, I'm everything you want aren't I???