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they just came out with a new type of guy that freestyles about geological phenomena on reddit

i didnt know you were allowed to do things for the sake of wanting to do things. i thought you were just supposed to keep that locked inside your ribcage and let it rot you inside out until youre limping around as the desiccated corpse of who you could have been

divorce-enjoyer

this post is about TRANSITIONING and CHANGING YOUR MAJOR

academicgangster

I'm guessing it's also about divorce

juniepops

if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

bobacupcake

who keeps breaking into my freezer and replacing the trays full of little water with ice cubes

nongunktional

if you shot me with a gun id pribably be pretty mad but due to my laconic and forgetful nature i bet we could still be friends

wifehaver103947

my wife flew a plane in an emergency situation and saved our lives in her dream last night and it was incredibly vivid to her and multiples times throughout the day today she has said quietly under her breath “I flew the plane…”

wifehaver103947

she describes how she had to use all her strength to pull the yoke down (she knows all the cabin terminology) and send the plane practically vertically through the air to avoid crashing into a mountain range and she keeps calling it the “miracle over the mountains”