3am thoughts are good for a laugh, aren't they?
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

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Mike Driver

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Game of Thrones Daily

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Discoholic 🪩
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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3am thoughts are good for a laugh, aren't they?
"I don't think AO3 knows about about second kudos."
YES! Sometimes a fic is SO GOOD it deserves more than one kudos.
Fireflies photograph in trees with long time exposure.
He was right: I do not believe my eyes.
no lie i genuinely believe brands are so behind the pleather movement bc they can just buy cheap plastic sell it as expensive 'vegan leather' and be ready for you to return in a couple years to buy another 'vegan peeta approved™ leather jacket' bc they last like 5 minutes compared to the way leather lasts decades all the while you can pat yourself and coorporate's back for being sutainable all the while pvc (what some fake leather products are made of) has been labeled the single most environmentally damaging type of plastic and while there are non pvc fake leathers such as pu leather... its not like thats much better producing plastic pollutes and the second your pleather clothes start to breakdown (which happens much faster than you think) theyll wound up on landfills for at least a 100 years...
also they love love LOVE to try and sell you "plant-based leather" that you then look at the details and it's "45% cactus" or whatever and there's no mention of what the rest of it is
it's plastic.
it's always plastic.
Let me tell you a story.
50 years ago or so a cow died. It died in a slaughterhouse after a life on a cattle ranch. It was butchered in a meat packing plant, and it's body was sent off to a grocery store where it then became an overdone steak or a dry hamburger or maybe dog food. It was the 70s and people had only recently realized that you could put food in things that were not jello. Cut them some slack.
But its skin went to a tannery. And that skin was processed in the hide and then leather. That leather was bought by a clothing company who made jackets out of it, long leather dusters for working men and ranchhands. Cowboy shit.
The dead cow that is now a leather jacket is not technically waterproof because if you stand out in the rain for 6 hours water will eventually work its way through the seams at the shoulders. But its pretty damn waterproof. It keeps off the rain and the snow and the dust and the mud and the brambles and it doesn't melt if it catches a spark. So 50 years ago a man bought one and he wore it pretty much until he died and his wife shoved it in a closet. Decades of use, from the deserts in the southwest to the arctic, because it turns out that cowboys are wildly adaptable.
Anyway, I pulled grandad's jacket out of the closet a while back and there is nothing wrong with that coat. It does have some distinctly non-modern vibes, but more importantly it is cool as hell and looks almost new. I have seen faux distressed leather that looks worse.
The cow is still dead. There will be another cow that dies tomorrow for the same reason. But there's no market for leather these days. Its skin won't be a garment that lasts 50 years. Its gonna rot in a pile with all the others. Someone will sell a "vintage" cowboycore Americana aesthetic dark academia plastic peice of shit that will be garbage in a year. And then they'll sell another one.
so i read about how the horn buds of calves are attached to the skin and later fuse with the bone and how one skin graft experiment had a calf's horns grow together into a single forward pointing horn and that calf grew up into a "unicorn bull" who became the leader of the herd because the other bulls literally couldn't challenge him by headbutting.
and while i was wondering on different aesthetic body modifications of various fantasy races it got me thinking about minotaurs doing just that. perhaps as a sort of warrior caste in their society? or something a royal family of minotaurs traditionally do as a symbol of power? or maybe a minotaur religion that holds the unicorn as a sacred animal and tries to emulate them. or perhaps one individual minotaur calf had this single-horned mutation happen to them naturally and he rises through the ranks of his society outside his own volition due to him being seen as a "chosen one".
Ooh, this is an interesting take! Love that, thank you for sharing this inspiration, anon!
I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN
Look when you hit on the winning formula the first time why change it
“ It’s armor. On a woman. It doesn’t have to look feminine.”
If I ever don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead.
game devs take note
What a weird impulse. Why would you need it to look feminine? Or masculine? It’s armor to protect your body from death. Not dying should be gender neutral.
Commissions Are Open Again!
I mean, technically, I never closed them, but that’s besides the point! I decided to just…remove the flat color sections. Just seems kinda unnecessary, I guess. Anyway, I’m really in need of some money. Things are really rough here and I’d appreciate the help.
I mention above that I haven’t been drawing much fanart lately, but I’m still eager to do more (just been dealing with bad artist block that's had me stripped of ideas atm). Still love Beetlejuice, and School of Rock, and Pokémon (of course), and I’m open to suggestions for others.
Like before, I am gonna consider this my daily drawing since…I’ve been working on this all day and I did redraw the lil Scammy Gremlins.
So ye. Let me know if you’re interested or please share if you can. Either way, thank you for reading and giving me that much of your time.
Commissions are back open!
Well, kinda, I have room for, like, 1 more commission aside from the one I already discussed here, but, depending on the commission, possibly more. So yeah! If you'd like a commission from me, see my prices above and shoot me a message whenever!
Yule is next week. 🤯 (and I'm learning SO much like EXACTLY how much was appropriated from pagan cultures. 🤯)
this is what it’s like having siblings
Accurate
the screech lmfaooo
Witch Tip: Spell Pods
Looking for an easy to travel with, discreet alternative to spell bottles/satchels?
Allow me to introduce Spell Pods!
After removing the chapstick, cutting out the plastic separator, and thoroughly cleaning the container, EOS chapstick containers are an excellent substitute for bottle or satchels.
They are easy to carry, can hold a lot of ingredients, and are not suspicious.
I saw a gif from “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” and I had to make this really quick. I’m pretty sure someone else did this with their Inquisitor. That aside. I’ve just returned from a trip handling more businessy stuff. Back to work now! Also I’m open for commissions!!
Too damn funny
meirl
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ass be completely out 😭
How is this so accurate though?
Someday coming out will become the norm. Cisgender and heterosexual won't be the default. We'll have gender reveal parties when our kids have been on this earth a while instead of before they're even born. And I hope I live to see it.
So, I've been creating content on tiktok. I am going to start posting these across all the platforms I use. But it would mean a lot if you could cross follow me.❤ this is an unnamed original character
So I started creating on tiktok. Same name. Look for me there I currently have over 50 videos out but I was thinking about it and I'm going to start posting them here too. And maybe eventually youtube.
Glow in the dark nail polish #whatthewhat