open door shits

jess / girl / 21 / scorpio / avid video gamer / internet junkie (。≖ˇ∀ˇ≖。)

[roaclrunner]

I’m like four days past my bedtime

[aidn]

reblog if ur kinda cold and pretty tired

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

[gusmen]

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

[1k-c]

ME

[timidori]

using the internet in 2007: my nickname is lizzie, I dont wanna give away too much else and be unsafe...

using the internet in 2017: i just took the biggest shit of my life

[ruinedchildhood]

[undereyelouisvuittons-deactivat]

Going bowling

Me: *sticks fingers in bowling ball* Bowling ball: daddy Me: wtf

[yarky]

manga lied to me. i never see bad boy types protecting stray kittens therefore revealing to me their soft side

its always me picking up the cats

[yarky]

maybe im the bad boy

[photochoco]

Jackpot

[photochoco]

This is getting kind of ridiculous.

There are two five leaves in there somewhere 

[photochoco]

I lost count

[humunanunga]

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

[buttnekkidblackgirl]

Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work

[ladiesandlemonade]

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[rohie-deactivated20191102]

I have an idealized version of myself in my mind and she’s really pissed off at my life choices

[averagefairy]

why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven’t you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it’s clean? you can’t sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy

[turbo-gay]

I’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life

[pomeranian2]

[weavemama]

THE STUDENT ATHLETE MEMES ARE WHAT WE NEED IN TIMES LIKE THIS 

[ladytudorrose]

The sad thing is I know like six people like this.

[unichrome]

Beds are so warm and soft when the rest of the world is not