The Trash King

Canadian/15/trans/geek

[bysaestyl]

as a Gay™ i’m officially making the bury your gays trope illegal. the only thing your gay characters are allowed to be buried in from now on are cute animals, oversized sweaters, and endless happiness.

[avina]

[percyhoneybee]

avina:

u have no business being this squishy

[theflapofrabdolph-blog]

[jeaanmoreau]

#this is why they made you live under the stairs for 10 years.

[sparkly-sprinkle]

“Diagonally” 

[serpentenial-art]

My submission for @samgenderzine!!! I wanted to submit something about my experience as a non-passing transman and how my interests that are feminine-coded add onto that insecurity. I’m so excited for this zine!!!

(Commission Info  Redbubble  Gumroad  Donate)

[nylarac]

this took a surprising turn

[cosmicwizdom]

Respect blind people. Why? Because they judge others by their personality, not by their looks

- unknown (via quotelounge)

  (via quotelounge)

[sillydrifloon]

Sans didn’t want me skyping my boyfriend

[xxxangelkittyxxx-deactivated201]

holy jesus, i think sans is jealous

[timmythetrashking]

Sans be like "*im the only one for you."

[caterpillarsend-deactivated2019]

[saitamastamaticsoup]

the full post

[timmythetrashking]

Attention supernatural fans

I have a friend who believes that the supernatural fandom doesn't have a gif for everything. I want to prove this friend wrong. So please supernatural fandom send me a gif for Unicorns Rocks Rubber ducks Showers Food Books And everything you can think of. Come on supernatural fandom.

[frikiskrew]

[poseidons-tomb-blog]

what

[thecalicokid-deactivated2024072]

Yass fuck it up Skeletor!

[tempestpaige]

i was about to be mad at the comment above me bc i thought they were calling one of the girls skeletor

i was wrong

[jamaicanamazon]

Ok I see you

[65-percent-puns]

@jokebone

[victorious]

[tropicwitch-deactivated20160303]

#submit this for best short at the oscars

[kumoi-no-hikari]

this is that one post that i’ll always reblog

[jessicacreepshow-deactivated201]

It’s back

[oldcalzone-old-deactivated20221]

the teacher killin it

[mishasminions]

HOW IS THIS 6 SECONDS

[thesylverlining]

This is literally one of my favorite vines, a masterpiece really and I will always reblog it and it’s just - I love so many just wonderful LOVING TOUCHES about it and it’s

The beautiful facial expressions and flawlessly communicative gestures the likes of which would be at home in my college-level dramatic arts classes

The universal relateability

The technical video and sound editing that’s DIRECTLY on the song beat, absolutely A+ timing and that shit is not easy to do

The amazing dramatic use of slow-motion that tells like - this is some Shakespearean drama story - conflict, BETRAYAL, this is Julias Caeser, this is The Iliad

The freaking teacher being in on it and being convinced to shake it down now

[leauxgan]

in case nobody’s seen the sequel:

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS BEFORE

[undertalesmutvoices]

Visit Original Link

(Papyrus : Roxy) 

[timmythetrashking]

I loved that last line so much and I started laughing so hard I woke up my neighbours

[fungusfather]

please vote for bernie in your state primaries i do not want to suffer

[vergess]

If anyone tells you that there are 2-3 sexes in the world I want you to just go ahead and slap them.

I was making a chart this morning, but by the time I got to the twentieth configuration of primary sex characteristics, I got bored and angry, so just fucking slap them. Don’t bother giving them a chart, it’s a pain in the ass to produce anyway.

Here’s some non-chart-form lists.

Primary sex is defined by taking one or more item from each list (roughly, because just as there are double dominant intersex conditions there are double recessive ones too and it’s a whole thing). All potential combinations of these options can be said to constitute their own primary sex category.

Chromosomes:

XX

XY

X/X0

Mosaic

XXY

XXXY

XXX

XYY

Others (there are so many, like I think you can live with up to five chromosomes? So many)

Hormones

Estrogenized

Androgenized

Double dominant (high levels of both estrogenic and androgenic hormones)

Double recessive (low or no sex hormones)

Gonads

Testicle/es

Ovary/ies

Ovotestes

Gonads

Testicular agenesis

Gonadal dysgenesis

Probably more, I’m not a professional here

Genitals

Penis

Vagina

Pseudovaginal pouch

Clitoromegaly

Micropenis

Hypospadias

Diphallia

Definitely more but I am Tired™

There’s like at least several dozen primary sexes, and that’s before secondary characteristic development comes into play and the point is biological sex is a fucking mass hallucination. Slap anyone who says otherwise.

(This is not a professionally sourced and cited resource post please do not treat this like it’s some kind of all powerful reference work I literally just made it in a fit of rage in abt ten minutes based on stuff I already know I didn’t even research it be careful use google etc and so forth)

[vergess]

#;-; THAT IS SO CONFUSING (– @all-the-ships-all-of-them )

It so is? Like it’s just ridiculously confusing and complex.

WHICH IS WHY PEOPLE WHO SAY IT’S SIMPLE AND COMES DOWN TO “MALE OR FEMALE”/”MALE, FEMALE, OR INTERSEX” NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ACCEPT THEIR SLAPPING PEACEFULLY INSTEAD OF SENDING ME DOZENS OF ANGRY LETTERS

[downwithcisfandom]

This has gotten more attention than expected so I figure I will put it here as well.

[nowyoukno]

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

[sauvamente]

Nestle also doesn’t think that water is an essential human right.

[nothing2apologize4]

melanin-101 Not in our house

[blexicana]

Know what you support y’all.

[beeesay1n2]

Dammit. Fucked up my after valentines day plans.

[blackraystyles]

:-(

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

Mars is cool tho right?

[murderwhitepeople-deactivated20]

Numerous Palestinian groups have also asked people to boycott Nestle as part of the BDS (Boycott, Divest, and Sanction) movement because of Nestle’s participation in the maintenance of the state of Israel

[512-kilos]

Nestle is one of the companies that is selling bottled water out of California and making the drought worse. Not only that, they’re getting the water from Native American reserves. Boycott Nestle.

[izzyhill]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[macncheese-blog]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

[amethystthe-gem-deactivated2016]

I’m fucking dying

[pinkifingers]

That last fatal scream tho

[faleep]

IT IS BACK ON MY DASH THIS POST NEVER DIES WHO EVER PUT THIS UP IS A GOD.

[flawlessputaa-deactivated201610]

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

[piss-pirate]

[punny-bone]

Fic - Curiosity

[RATED]: Explicit [PAIRING]: Papyrus/Sans [WARNINGS]: Incest (Fontcest), ectobiology, bone sensitivity, soul bonding

[SUMMARY]: Papyrus convinces Sans to help him satisfy his curiosity about something. Not one of the best ideas Sans has had in his life but he’d do anything for his brother.

[NOTES]: I have a tendency to write in fractals. While I was writing something else to see if I could write for Undertale at all, this one bit at me and I had to write it. I’m sorry that it feels like it’s just a part of a bigger whole since the thought nabbed me in the middle of writing something else entirely. This is really just incredibly self-serving PWP. Enjoy.

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