We take the naps we think we deserve

I am still here.

[timtampon]

After I gave birth, the nurse was checking my newborn to make sure everything was in order. 10 fingers, 10 toes, that kind of thing. When she checked his dick my husband said, "well, at least he got one thing from me." And the nurse without skipping a beat goes, "what, a small penis?"

[wisdomenlightener]

[dogboynecromancer]

me logging on to this hellsite

[ignitesthestxrs]

I like that at some point a human looked at a sheep and went ‘oh man that looks warm, I wish I was that warm’ and then stole all its hair

[averruncusho]

Wig snatched

[the-original-cinnamon-roll]

Millennias of language interpretation have culminated in this

[deviltufts-deactivated20200301]

Not all heroes wear capes??? Yeah, that’s because some of us listened to Edna Mode, you Buffoon™.

[riverwindphotography]

[animatedamerican]

you know, it is not very often that I see a gif and experience this strong a desire to put my hand into it.

[izzyhill]

[michellepsychologist]

[deb-oceans]

#Straight People™

[lmaonade]

if you say derp in 2017 an elite internet sniper kills you f

[swagforbirds]

goodbye

[jewbikscube-deactivated20200105]

They sacrificed themself… To warn us…

[shadio]

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

[foureyesbitchdragon]

Happy Crimmus!

[foureyesbitchdragon]

It’s Crismn!

[foureyesbitchdragon]

Merry Crisis!

[foureyesbitchdragon]

Merry Chrysler!

[herhmione]

bless this new trend of saying ‘yikes’ honestly this is the word i’ve been looking for my whole life. the perfect combination of disinterested, detached, amused, and passive aggressive. five letters that say so much yet are vague enough that you won’t get involved in any drama

[jasonapham]

[enchanted-dystopia]

REPRESENTATION MATTERS.

[profeminist]

[mysliceoffun]

Representation is SO important.

[feminismandmedia]

New Concept: Letting fat people be fat.

[tehanufromearthsea-deactivated2]

New concept: writing things like “She was fat and beautiful, her face like a moon wreathed in smiles,” or “She was big and gorgeous and soft,” or “She was wonderfully fat”. 

Make it a beautiful word. Put it with all the other happy positive words you like to use to describe a character. Reclaim the word. 

[ok2befat]

YES

[collegiate-confession]

When participation counts for the group project grade and you know nothing about the topic

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

when you find a very funny meme

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

when you show your friend the humorous meme

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

and he also has a giggle at it

[ghostkid]

if it weren’t illegal i would eat cereal for every meal of the day

[blueroses96]

i have some wonderful news for you