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Mike Driver
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@tincupchalice-blog
i’ve had this blog for 8 years
lord help me
it’s time for this to come to an end
i owe this good good url a lot of friends and a lot of good times and way more Discourse than probably necessary
i’ll be logging out soon and that will be that
love y’all
badass action ladies and the puppy dogs that would follow them to the ends of the universe
oh I do have a type
Kids these days who think that being a bard is just about swinging swords and playing lutes disgust me. Where’s the pizzazz? The showmanship? The seduction??
you ain’t a real bard until you seduce your way out of at least 19 situations that would normally end in combat
You’re not a real bard until you make your DM cry because you seduced the Big Bad that they’ve built up to for 10 sessions
Once a bard friend rolled a 1 for a seduction and ended up killing a girl and tried to hide the body. He was caught, rolled low on deception and they all thought he was fucking her corpse. He then tried seducing the guards and rolled low again so all the guards had boners while arresting him and the DM had to sideline the entire game and make up a dungeon for the rest of us to get our stupid bard out of. But we didn’t. So for like 3 nights the DM essentially ran 2 different games, one of us questing without ol’ corpsefucker and then the adventures of corpsefucker: escape from boner castle.
He seduced his way out, naturally.
A true bard
choose your inquisitor!
americans say “asshole” and the british say “arsehole” and if you live in australia its a stuggle every time you want to insult someone because you dont want to sound pretentious but also you dont want to sound american
making a NSFW sideblog so i can have a private place to talk about my habitual OSHA violations. message for url
imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
D&D classes as john mulaney quotes
Barbarian - *smashes a 40 on the ground and yells* SCATTER!
Bard - the entire salt and pepper diner story.
Cleric - You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.
Druid - Aaah! One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet! And when one feels like a duck, one is happy!
Monk - I’ll just keep all my emotions right here and then one day, i’ll die.
Paladin - for those of you who aren’t catholic, I don’t mean to exclude you (even though we looove to exclude you)…
Ranger - everybody get out of my way. I just wanna sit here and feed my birds.
Sorcerer - this might as well happen. adult life is already so goddamn weird.
Rogue - Stop snitchin’, motherfucker.
Fighter - sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.
Warlock - FUCK DA POLICE!
Wizard - I’m either having a drink or I have to pee. You’re living the golden years kid, not me.
sir, you cannot name your son “Papa_Roach_Scars.mp3”, we just won’t allow it
when did I post this
Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet
socks
make your own post
socks
Everyone else right now: PINK DIAMOND PINK DIAMOND PINK DIAMOND PINK DIAMOND PINK DIAMOND PINK DIAMOND PINK DIAMOND PINK DIAMOND PINK DIAMOND PINK DIAMOND PINK DIAMOND
Me @ Lars right now:
Shut up and dance has the same sound and drums as cotton eyed joe
I’m sorry
don’t be sorry they are both jams
steven universe: Pink Diamond was essentially like a child, and likely remained that way given the size of her throne on the moon base among other aspects throughout the show. basically meaning, she was a child when she got shattered.
us, trying to cope: PINK DIAMOND WANTS MCDONALDS
saturday #lewks
Juliet gazed across her balcony and said, “It’s over Romeo, I have the high ground”
I redrew my Lup for @tazanimated‘s credits! Pretty much the same design but COOLER and more DYNAMIC
